Favourite Movie Quotes

[Deleted member 5760]

Sam: Hey, I recognise you
Andrew: Ohhh.. did You go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school. From TV! Hey didn't you play that retarded quarterback?
Andrew: Yeah
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew: No
Sam: Hey great job man. I thought you were really retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded oscar you would win. Hands down, KICK HIS ASS!

Garden State

 

[Sqweak]

If you're a bird I'm a bird
-The Notebook

 

[popeye]

I am amazed that I didn't see this one. Maybe it was here and i just missed it.

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
Rhett Butler

 

[popeye]

"We are not dealing with a student here, we are dealing with the professor. Any time the military has a mission that cannot fail they call this guy in to train the troops. He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he can piss in your campfire. You can drop this guy off in the artic circle in bikini underwear without his toothbrush and tomorrow afternoon he's gunna show up at your poolside with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy is a professional you got me?"

R. Lee Ermey in On Deadly Ground.

 

[GodSeeker]

Milton 'Milty': You think I'm some dope?
Spit: Yeah, a dope what smells on ice.
Tommy Gordon: Stand up to him, Milty. Stand up to him.
Milton 'Milty': What's a matter? You wanna fight?
Spit: Yeah.
Milton 'Milty': Ya do?
Spit: Yeah!
Milton 'Milty': Well, join the army!

Dead End, 1937

 

[Innordinate]

ugghmmmmmm Donut!

Homer Simpson

 

[GodSeeker]

Mr. Brown: Diamond, the only trouble with you is, you'd like to be me. You'd like to have my organization, my influence, my fix. You can't, it's impossible. You think it's money. It's not. It's personality. You haven't got it. You're a cop. Slow. Steady. Intelligent. With a bad temper and a gun under your arm. With a big yen for a girl you can't have. First is first and second is nobody.

Mr. Brown: I think Mr. Diamond needs a drink. Got any liquor?
Fante: How about some paint thinner?
Mr. Brown: No, that'll kill him. Anything else?
Fante: Hair tonic, 40% alcohol.
Mr. Brown: Fine.

Th Big Combo, 1955

 

[freakofnurture]

I love, love, love, love, love this series! Holmes is so perfect and Watson's sooooo lovable. No slash but Holmes clearly states that women are 'not his field' and that he knows that 'it' is fine *melts*

Sherlock Holmes: The Game, Mrs. Hudson, is on!

Mycroft Holmes (to Watson): You're not haunted by the war... You miss it.

Sherlock Holmes: I love serial killers! There's always something to look forward to.

Anderson: Holmes is a psychopath!
Holmes: A highly functioning sociopath, Anderson, do your research.

Dr. Watson: We can't giggle, this is a crime scene.

 

[angel2write]

"Look normal?!? I want to be normal. The only normal one here is Jack Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!"

The Incredibles

 

[GodSeeker]

Dr. Howard Latimer: "What do you mean, 'you came to see me'?"
Robert Brady: "It's a simple enough statement, surely. Shouldn't require an explanation."

The Vicious Circle, 1957

This sort of lines could come only from british movies!:)

 

[Sqweak]

Megamind: [disguised as Space Dad] You've been blessed, with unfathomable powers!

Hal: What kind of power?

Megamind: Unfathombale. It's like, uh, without fathom...

 

[AmyO]

Niece: We have a 'friend' that might be getting hit, what should we do?

Madea: Before or after the funeral.

Madea's family reunion.