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[Jimmy1]

Happy New Year guys.

 

[steve1]

When I was getting my Golden Retriever ready for Pet Therapy a friend, who worked at the local Phyciatric hospital, suggested that I bring him into her work to get used to the sounds & smells. What a great plan thought I. Anyways sometime later, he & I are on the hospital elevator and a lady in hospital scrubs gets on. These days everybody wears them so you really cant tell who's the cleaning staff & who's the brain surgeon. She smiles both of us & asks why Jar, my dog, is in the hospital. Without hesitation, I said he has ADHD, it's a common thing in Goldens. She smiled & said "I'm so glad the hospital is able to treat him." The elevator stopped & she got off. I figure to this day she honestly thinks that dogs are being treated for ADHD at the local Physc hospital.

In case you're wondering why my dog is named Jar, it's short for Jarhead. He was so dumb, loyal & tenacious as a puppy that he reminded me of all the Marines I'd met.

 

[steve1]

Another Jar story. We're in Home Depot looking for something or other. A clerk was on her knees stocking a shelf. She was wearing a tube-top with bare mid-section. Jar, being the friendly dog he is, goes over a sticks his cold, wet nose on her bare back. She freezes, spins around and gives me a look of "you filthy f*cking pervert, etc" Then she looks at Jar, wagging his tail with a goofy Golden look on his face. At this point, he puts his cold nose on her hands & she realizes what really happened. Her look to me then changed into a smile of apology.

 

[bemental]

Courtesy of my most recent deployment to Camp Leatherneck, Afghanistan.

 

[Jimmy1]

 

[Spock]

Nice Jimmay! :ROFLMAO:

 

[Spock]

 

[Anglesachse]

I knew you should never trust flyboys...........

 

[OldDoorGunner]

A new member???

 

[Sarg]

Damn! Thought I had it all figured out.

Sarg

 

[Wagon]

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[Wagon]

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