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[OldDoorGunner]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Globalization?

A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer: An English Princesswith an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel, riding in a
German
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexicans who
are in the US illegally
because
the current president,
born in Kenya
and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia
refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization!

 

[OldDoorGunner]

I borrow this from Jimmy....:)

 

[combatgoldfish]

 

[combatgoldfish]

 

[Deleted member 43454]

LOL :ROFLMAO:

 

[Grizzly]

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So true!

 

[OldDoorGunner]

 

[OldDoorGunner]

Old but fun.......

Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, “You're next, Chubby.”


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death

 

[combatgoldfish]

 

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