Funny Family Stories!

[AmyO]

I went to the store with my oldest one day and we were in the toy aisle when he told me, "Mom I want a Woody!" before I could even stop myself I told him back "You will get one someday." Next thing I know people are looking around the corner and my face turned beet red when I thought about it.

I left the toy section quickly after.

 

[Frankie Coffeecake]

One of my favorites is the time I went out with a few of my cousins and a couple of their friends.
We were going Downtown (Toronto) on the train, we had a few drinks in us by this time. While walking to the train we saw the weather man and they were yelling "oh it's you! We love you" and stopped to take a picture. I said "who is that?" Then I was disappointed when it was just the weather man.

So we get on the train an they are being loud and we start to play a game where you clap your hands and keep a rhythm. Hard to do while drinking. Anyway people on the train were giving some bad looks, but my cousins started asking people if they wanted to play and they would start laughing.

Then I guess we were so loud that the conductor had to come and tell us to be quiet because we were disruptive. Again my cousins being the charmers said "Oh we're sorry sir...DO YOU WANT TO PLAY? COME ON IT'S FUN!" I thought we'd be kicked off but he just started cracking up. :roflmao:

<Edited by Amethist>

 

[Lady of Longbourn]

My husband was trying to move the TV from one room to the other. I was going to help...but it hurt my hands really bad. So my husband says he will do it...I am worried cuz is he strong enough? I realized as soon as I said that maybe that was a bad question to ask? Maybe something to do with manhood? :confused:

He takes it very good naturally by saying in a voice "Me strong, but me fat." LOL

 

[KP the nut]

My son is at the age where he has questions regarding sex.

My H and I were alway honest with our children. If they asked we answered but only so far. One day we' stopped at some motorway services. The girls and I went into the toilets. later in the car the conversation started

Them 'What is a condom?'
Me, 'Something a Daddy uses when he loves Mummy but they don't want a baby'
Much giggling from the back of the car, then

Them, 'How'
Me, whilst thinking Oh sh*t. 'it is something Daddy puts on then Mummy and Daddy can love one another without having a baby'

More giggling and then
Them 'So why is it flavoured?'

Aaaarrrgh

Me 'I don't know, it just is'

:roflmao::roflmao:

 

[jasmin]

dang. Everything I'm thinking of right now that was funny has some debasing element to it that isn't nice so I'm gonna go with a moment that is happy and always makes me smile:

I was about 6 and I was sitting on a park bench with my uncle, the park had a lake. He started whistling and I was mesmerized by it.. I begged him to teach me.. so he did. I didn't get it at first.. I spent the rest of the day practicing til eventually I got it.

Now I whistle like a pro.. any ol' tune.