Genital Surgery: Ever Heard Of Hypospadias?

[stillstanding2]

My issue too, didnt wanna be THAT TMI about it lol. It hurts even w/ just underwear. So that...

Hah! I'm losing some of my shyness on this thread. My TMI is that if scanning porn, I more often stop on "full-grown" beauties instead of those with tailored "babygirl" features.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Getting it done to please a mother in law! I think a woman insisting on behalf of her mother needs to get a therapist. It's not the mother in law who'll get the chafing and cystitis...

:roflmao: Agreed!

 

[lostforgottensoul]

I more often stop on "full-grown" beauties instead of those with tailored "babygirl" features.

Really? Most...er almost all...guys like the opposite; actually they want it gone...

 

[lostforgottensoul]

I more often stop on "full-grown" beauties instead of those with tailored "babygirl" features.

And b/c guys want it gone i do it and THATS when i have to move them out of the way LOL.

Lookie there, i dont blush and you made me blush lol

 

[lostforgottensoul]

@stillstanding2 i had to go & make sure you were the OP; i often get lost in conversation & take over a thread on accident :sorry:

 

[Anarchy]

Sorry, trying so hard not to get too TMI about it all.

You'll soon realise if you have given TMI
There's a book produced by a British teenage humour comic, the viz, called:
Roger's profanisaurus

It's like a thesaurus for all things profane. Reading it is seriously life threatening, you'll laugh that much you'll injure yourself.

Anyway, TMI is likely to result in severe cognitive impairment in the male commenters, and possibly in any female ones who go for girls

The cognitive impairment is described as
A full c**tal lobotomy

 

[stillstanding2]

i look rather funny trying to 'untangle' my underwear :confused:

Hey, guys have to readjust so often, nobody seems to notice it.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Anyway, TMI is likely to result in severe cognitive impairment in the male commenters, and possibly in any female ones that like women.

Im very abnormally open and honest. So is my dad. My 74 yr old father actually tells me about putting a shot in his junk b/c viagra doesnt work anymore! DAD! OMG!

Im just trying to spare the board is all, im sure they dont wanna hear about how i look down there. Guys are quite vocal about how much they like it? I dunno, but hey, if guys like it, ok?

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Hey, guys have to readjust so often, nobody seems to notice it.

I know. I never look at my therapist and he had to adjust and did it trying sooo hard to not let me see.

I did but pretended not to but made me laugh to myself lol. Poor guy! Was just trying to be respectful.

Its not common to see a chic walking like theres a corn cob up her ass and pulling on her underwear from the back though lol. But it f*cking hurts!

 

[Anarchy]

Perhaps there's a market niche for undies that will fit female hips, but don't give a wedgie to anyone who's junk is err on the right hand end of the bell curve for size.

Is anyone any good with a sewing machine?

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Hey, guys have to readjust so often, nobody seems to notice it.

People notice, its just expected cuz you got like something there. Its different for girls. People look at you like you are going through some sort of seizure standing up lol.

 

[lostforgottensoul]

Perhaps there's a market niche for undies that will fit female hips, but don't give a wedgie to anyone who's junk is err on the right hand end of the bell curve for size.

Ahaha, i like that. It makes it sound like they are like a foot long or something and it really isnt that bad, i actually cant move them to a 'side'; just get sorta pinched and f*cking hurts.

What would you call that? Long labia panties? Haha!