ShodokanJenn
Platinum Member
So. A few years back, we started noticing the presence of a skunk on our property. He never sprayed and he avoided us for the most part, so we didn't think much of it. Then he set up residence under our porch. And we named him. WHY did we name him? Names denote affection. Who loves stinky animals who carry rabies??? Anyway, his name is Leroy. He's gotten so used to us that he doesn't even move when we are on the porch at the same time as him. A couple months ago, he seemed to disappear. But tonight?
I went outside to get the mail. There was Leroy, lounging (as much as a skunk can lounge) on the porch. And just now I walked into the bedroom, and - OH LUCKY US - he sprayed outside the window with a fan in it, so our bedroom has become a cube of condensed skunk smell. I can't WAIT to sleep in there tonight...
I went outside to get the mail. There was Leroy, lounging (as much as a skunk can lounge) on the porch. And just now I walked into the bedroom, and - OH LUCKY US - he sprayed outside the window with a fan in it, so our bedroom has become a cube of condensed skunk smell. I can't WAIT to sleep in there tonight...