Hospital.

[Jimmy1]

After the waiting room for 3'hours, surgery done. I have a catheter in and the won't remove that or my IV, or give me something to eat till I FART. It f*cking hurts too much.

I can walk though, but not a lot of sleep while they are checking on you ever 30-60 min

 

[Steph_F]

Here's to wishing you the best (and most painless) of bean farts ever! :) I'm sorry you are hurting, but hopefully it'll pass soon! Food will help, hang in here bud!!

 

[Redheaded Stranger]

Jimmy,

I'm glad it went well, but did you ever think you'd be told you HAVE to fart, and can't??? It'll be funny later and hope you can let loose soon.

Red

 

[Redheaded Stranger]

Jimmy, I dedicated my last post in Jokes to your situation.....

Red

 

[The Hermit King]

I wish you a speedy recovery man.

 

[Jimmy1]

I am not even allowed to use assistance with walking. The want me standing proud. My walks are only 5 mins at the moment. I have to be careful though. You know what intravenous antibiotics do. Gone from bloated and farting to spray painting. lmao
I will be in here all day today, and all day tomorrow. I should be out Thursday morning I hope.

Jimmy

 

[Steph_F]

Awesome! Graphic but very encouraging! Thanks for the mental image...gonna go to sleep now laughing at you "spray painting" out a hospital gown. Lmao! Haha!

 

[Mockingbird13]

Gone from bloated and farting to spray painting. lmao
I will be in here all day today, and all day tomorrow. I should be out Thursday morning I hope.

Jimmy

Wouldnt that be FMAO instead of LMAO ???? :laugh: Well dont be inany hurry to share any of your art - but who knows theres a huge market on E-bay !!! Glad to hear you doing well - Take care !

 

[Jimmy1]

SMAO maybe. Google Ken Done. He was a famous spray type artist.

I just keep telling myself I am a sook and to harden up. But the pain level is pretty high

 

[Mockingbird13]

This is your time to whine legally and milk it for what its worth !!! Because once your better you'll get no sympathy (LOL)

 

[Jimmy1]

I don't need to milk it. I have been told to actually slow down. I was up walking today. Margaret will look after me extremely well. What I hate is being trapped and not allowed to do what I want

 

[brodes]

Hey Jimmy hope your doin ok buddy, gets some prune juice in to you mate , they will definitlely throw you out then, or probally call in the hazmat team:DGet well soon mate. Cheers Matt