Might be a tad late, but that's what I do best.
I can't give better advice than what you have gotten here already, but I can tell you about something rather humorous that occurred when I had knee surgery done, long time ago.
The prep and surgery were unremarkable. But afterwards I was sitting bored in the recovery room, making a nuisance of myself for the poor nurses there. :angelic:
At the other end of the recovery room, there was a man who had just gotten out of the OR from a shoulder surgery. Like me he was one of those people who don't get that awful hangover from general anesthesia. So he was being as much of a nuisance as I was. :sneaky:
We were both smokers, both of us were going batty in this recovery room, and all attempts at badgering the nurses to let us out, had failed.
So we devised a cunning plan. Since he could walk faster than I could, I was to distract the nurses while he snuck out. Then he would come back and do the same for me.:tup:
So, nurse comes over, I start up a conversation about how many times she had to dig with the I.V. line before she got it in. (This got her going pretty good.):troll:
Shoulder surgery guy took his cue, hopped out of his bed and snuck out the door with his smokes and lighter, cleverly concealed in his sling.
Well, after a few minutes....
The nurse has realized that something is amiss in her ward. She marches over to me and asks "Ok mister, where is shoulder surgery guy?" I was quickly trying to come up with something she might believe, when I see a pair of orderlies and a rather bemused looking nurse wheeling shoulder surgery guy, back in on a gurney. :eek:
He looked something like a mixture of these :wideeyed::sick::depressed::hungover::yuck::grumpy:
Oops.
Apparently, whatever the anesthesia they used for the procedures we had undergone. Reacts rather poorly with nicotine, oh dear. :bag:
I guess he got about 2 puffs into his cigarette, then violently ill. I attempted to do this :whistling: :brb:
Having had knee surgery, I didn't get far.
The nurse, got even with me later about the IV comment I'd made, as well. :sorry:
Her revenge...
Time came for me to be discharged, there was the nurse, to remove the IV line. She asked me what my pain level was I started to say 2. Then, she pulled off the tape holding the tubing to my arm. Backwards. Against the grain of the hair.
I looked like this. :bawling:
I asked her "That was for teasing you about your IV skills wasn't it?"
"Yes, yes it was." :smug:
I had a rectangular bald spot on my arm for a few weeks. LOL.
Best nurse I ever had. :p
Get well soon,
@Sammyiam and if you smoke, wait a few hours. Lol. Trust me, I got off easy. Should have seen the other guy, :roflmao::hilarious: