LMAO Sad and pathetic it is Sarg.
I was on a Master Mechanics course years ago here in Germany, and we had a guy who was just leaving the German Army, I Caught him telling a few lasses on the course he had been KSK (Kommando Spezialkrafte) while serving the German equivelent to the british SAS.
There was just something about the guy that just screamed NOT Special Forces, Well being in Munster it is still a Brit Army Garrison town, and we ended up in a Pub one evening. Sure enough he started swinging the Kerosin lamp and pulling up a sand bag, and was on about having been in Bosnia with the KSK. Low and behold the squaddies in the pub who I was chatting with were getting pissed off with this guy struting his stuff.
So one of the 1st Yorks guys get up goes over to him and gives him a mouthfull LMAO, The German guy actually considered raising his hand to the squaddie who promtly smacked him, sending to the floor. LMAO all you heard was the squaddie walking away saying "Guess you should of paid more attention on the Hand to Hand course" For the rest of the course he never spoke another word about being Special forces LMAO