Oddest Christmas Gifts

[Missycat]

Well the Christmas jingles and tv ads will soon start and that got me thinking about some of the gifts i have received over the years.
Im talking about the ones that you open and think "what were they thinking when they bought me that "?! Or "whaaaattt"?! Or the less polite "wtf" !!!!!
Im sure youve all been there, so lets have a bit of fun and share some examples of our 'oddest gifts' - im happy to start ..

A 9 inch biro pen and the top part of the pen was the shape of a rugby ball filled with water with a green plastic duck in !

Some scented bath cubes that when melted in the bath produced mini plastic breasts and mens 'bits' !! What made me think "whhhaaaatt" was that it was my friend's grandma that bought me them !!:woot:

Any other odd prezzies ?

 

[Pixielicious]

As a Pagan I celebrate Yule, otherwise known as the winter solstice.
But, in my younger years when I did celebrate what the Christians call Christmas, the funniest present I've ever had was some aftershave :D
It was given to me as a joke lol

 

[goingonhope]

A small square mirror and a paring knife. My first thought was: Is she trying to tell me something? I didn't entertain much thought though that she was. Instead, I chose to conclude that perhaps money was tight for her. I considered that perhaps she shopped last minute at the dollar store. No big deal and I accepted the likelihood that she intended no bad intent. But that still makes me chuckle to this day.

 

[EveHarrington]

When I was 5 or so I got pot holders. Not for kids, for adults. I was 5! I wasn't allowed to cook or use the stove. The weird thing was that it was from a woman who had a child who was my age. Man, Christmas must have sucked at her house! Lol. I still remember those dumb pot holders and my mom having to explain to me what was going on. So weird.

 

[Silver.]

I can't think of one for myself right now
but 2 years ago mm got a Keurig Coffee Cup, the plastic one that you put into the machine...
coffee.....
she doesn't even have a keurig, or know anyone with one
she was 10
:meh::roflmao: