My husband took some of the grandkids over to our farm this afternoon. There are gigantic electric transmission towers that run through certain sections of the fields. My husband is known for the tall tales he tells the kids, so they often ask me, "Nana, is that true or cornball?" Today as he showed them the crops, he said, "This is the corn I planted and these are the soybeans I planted and these are the electric towers I planted." Our 7 year old is way too smart for him. Without cracking a smile he asked his grandpa, "Pa, how big were the seeds you planted?"
I was in the grocery store and a guy was talking away, then he said, "I've been having a whole conversation with you and I looked up when you didn't answer and I thought, 'This woman isn't my wife' ". Made me laugh.