Phantom Farter - Are You One?

[Nicolette]

We're happy to provide cheap entertainment at our expense Hope :doh:

I desperately need to work out what Anthony is not digesting well as there should be a law against the smells he is infusing into air.

Lisa....always appreciate your slant on things :wink:

 

[anthony]

Oh... and Nicolette is currently stinking us both out... yeh!

 

[Nicolette]

Rubbish...don't believe a word he says...a fox smells its own scent!:poke:

 

[Deleted member 541]

Nicolette,

Here, we say, " A skunk smells it's own hole first."

 

[Nicolette]

Oh dear Wendy....that just put horrid thoughts in my mind...literally picturing your saying...grosse :rofl:

 

[Grama-Herc]

And Just Think Nicolette

YOU PICK HIM ! ! ! ! :rofl: :thumbs-up

 

[Grama-Herc]

And Just Think Nicolette

YOU PICK HIM ! ! ! ! :rofl: :thumbs-up

and HE IS ALL YOURS! Sorry, just could not resist

 

[Marlene]

I desperately need to work out what Anthony is not digesting well as there should be a law against the smells he is infusing into air.

I've asked my hubby for 23 years what crawled up his pants and died! He gives me all of these excuses for his gas (my cooking usually tops the list...don't think so dearheart!). I've come to the conclusion that life gives him gas. I think his farts fall under the 'for worse' part of my vows. :mad:

Lisa

 

[2quilt]

I wonder if "no phantom farting" is written into the wedding vows?

 

[amethist]

The worst smelling phantom farter i have know so for is unfortunately my 2 year old grandson. He makes their cat run away and hide poor child lol.

Even my granddaughter covers her nose and shouts "harry's done a smelly again" :rolleyes:

Amethist

 

[Shoka]

Pregnant Phantom Farter

Oh yes, it's one of the secrets women never talk about...that becoming an expert phantom farter is part of the pregnancy and gestational period.

I have been trying to blame it on the cats in the house, but he's not buying it.

The pregnancy websites all say that the baby is comforted by these gastro-intestinal sounds, and there must be days when my baby girl is indeed very comforted...:rofl:

 

[Jestadud]

Was just looking at the threads in general chat.
Has it already been noted that you have "Are you a phantom farter" just above "Simple aroma therapy to calm body and mind".
Are these two connected is this a get out clause for ptsd sufferers?