Rules Of The Sarcee Sgt And Wo Mess

[Zipperhead]

There was only 3 Rules at the Mess. Members will not discuss

1) Politics
2) Religion
3) Women

Never really understood the rules when I was younger. Now that the Beast is deciding my fate, they make allot of sense. I guess what my point is, if I blow up over shit, take it with a grain of salt. I obviously still have work to do. Feel free to talk some sense into me. Sorry if some of my posts have seemed abit out there. Politics and religion will get me every time.

 

[Zipperhead]

Appearantly you can't edit the Title Line for spelling. Oh well,

 

[Ned]

So you're immune to women?...........

 

[Zipperhead]

I got the needle. Called wedding cake.

 

[reddevil1111]

I always blamed the final element. Gold.

 

[Jimmy1]

Well I have been married twice. The first one convinced me get posted from a training estabishment up North, then to discharge in 1994. My new job was 14 hours a day. I earned a shit load of money back then. I did not find out until after I left that the reason for the posting was that she was screwing around with my SGT at the time. I have not spoken to him since, and I would run her down in a heartbeat. Lucky she lives 1500 km away.

The second wife screwed around after copping a tirade after tirade from me, well that was her excuse. I thought only we blamed the PTSD....

Anyway, with the first one, I lost the wedding ring in the surf, and the second one I did not have a wedding ring.
So for the third marriage happening in a month, I have made sure the ring is a tight thing.

So why would I want to get married again. Hmmmm. Maybe it's the one ring to control them all................
No, she is such a special person to put up with my shit.

 

[Anglesachse]

You found a sound lass there Jimmy mate. You do what it takes to hang onto her. The rest will come on its own.

 

[Wagon]

Arghhh the ring. I think I've lost the damn thing. So if I do get back together with the missus. I'm in hot water immediately. If I don't....... I am out some pretty good cash.

If there is a next time, I'm just going to spray paint some ring bearings or something.

 

[Bill Simmons]

I'm lucky, I love my wife and she loves me. I'm a pain in the ass and so is she!! No good deed ever goes unpunished!!