You Had Better Run

[drabs08]

Anglesachse, thats a joke, everyone was adding you can run but cant hide yada yada blah blah, so I remembered a commercial for ABC Warehouse a magor appliance store here in Detroit, Michigan area, for a U.S. Presidents day sale, its George Washington, Abe Lincoln & Ben Franklin trying to be the Alpha Male, by using their own very famous quotes from history, they go round & round with their famous sayings, & Ben Franklin has ran out of famous sayings...so he says "Never eat Spinach with a Stranger"... as if it was one of his famous historical quotes. But in this case, I would be the "Stranger", I guess I couldve para-phrased it like "Never eat Spinach with a Special Operator", but thats my funny story... or ...."Never eat Spinach with a Postal Worker"..... again I'm mentioned. In the first example I'm the "Stranger", second I'm the "Special Operator" lrrp, in the third I'm the Postal worker, which I current am, and everyone knows that Postal workers in the U.S.A. kill all the f*cking time hahahahahhaaha, thats what makes it so f*cking hillarious brother, I know you gotta love it, because your as sick & twisted as I am brother hahahaha HOOOAAAH!!!

 

[william]

Hooah makes you loose ten words out of your vocabulary every time you use it. Hooah is the ultimate anything word. Do you like women, HOOAH. Do you want to clean the latrine, hooah. As the first is Hell yes, and the second is Hell no. Finally at the end of a soldiers life, he has used the word so much, that he has to search for new words to put into sentances, or do the obvious and keep usinge it. Perfect example, is a friend of mine who got out in 05, when asked something, or he agrees with something he says hooah. And finally myself, who because of that word, and Serequel, have to take time (usually a few minutes) to think of the word I want to use. Sometimes I can never quite put it into place. In closing, if you are a soldier (especially infantry like myself) and you want to stay smart STOP USING THAT WORD.

Disclaimer: hooah not really responsible for any of the above. If using hooah you find yourself nauseus or dizzy, stop immedietly and see a recruiter. hooah is a trademark word from the united states army, and copy, misuse, or blatant disrespect for the word may result in severe ass-kicking by soldiers. hooah will not be responsible, or liable for said ass-kicking .

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I posted this because we were told in the Army that saying the word would make us stupid. Then I got carried away, and decided to make a commercial. It is funny how the disclaimers on commercials are always read fast and in print too small to read.

 

[william]

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
— Hunter S. Thompson

 

[drabs08]

To funny William, hahaha Hooaah!!! When I was in only my regiment said Hooaah!!! then the Sergeant Major of the Army took away our black beret & Hooaah! & gave to every member of the army including women who cant be Infantry let alone be in the 75th Inf. It kills me that the whole armys says it & wears are old beret, I left & moved on & upwards to a different unit by that time, but it still gives me a case of the ASS LOL hahaha

 

[Jimmy1]

When I was on my Warrant Officer we had an old Gunny on US exchange. The first day he explained how Hooaah could be used for everything and the different tones for using it. It got a big laugh.

To us he basically said it meant 'Hear and Understand'. It probably means a whole lot more, but is that it??

 

[Anglesachse]

I was allways led to believe it meant "Heard, Understood, and Registered" H U A R but then seeing as the American Populace `don`t speak the Queens English, God knows what it actually means :cool:

 

[Wagon]

I thought "Queens English" is something you hear spoken in a gay bar....... OK just trying to be funny here. That was one of the other voices in my head. The failed comedian one. I will be here the whole week. Great crowd.

Wagon

 

[william]

When the going get tough, call in an airstrike!

 

[Zipperhead]

Tanks are more accurate, and besides, Air strikes take to long.

 

[drabs08]

And I did a few times, called for an airstrike brother !!!!!!! hahaha

 

[drabs08]

I loved watching tanks blow the hell outta Iraqi chinese/russian tanks the T's, but the Apache watching that from the ground & sky in a blackhawk was awesome.

 

[Zipperhead]

We didn't usually have allot of Air Cover. There were many out there in greater need than us. When you can level a Grape Hut with one round, Air Support becomes over kill.