Your Favorite Funny Quotes From Films Or Tv

[Deleted member 29920]

I thought it would be fun to put all our favorite quotes that make us laugh, from films or TV programmes..

What are all yours that make you :roflmao: :hilarious:?

 

[ladee]

"Here, hit Weezy" from Steal Magnolias .
"Here's your paper, here's your paper" from High Anxiety.

 

[DucatiGirl]

There are too many, but here are several I use all the time:

"It's the simple things in life we treasure" -- from Galaxy Quest, where the rock monster is beamed on board and beating up the enemy
"Hey d***heads!" -- the magnificent Madeline Kahn from Mixed Nuts
Any and all Monty Python, which if I could remove from my head, I would have so much more memory space and could probably cure cancer...

 

[Deleted member 29920]

"What sorcery is this? Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!" - Johnny Depp (vampire) in Dark Shadows, baffled by Karen Carpenter singing on the TV :laugh:

 

[Deleted member 12723]

Masks are so comfortable, in the future many will be wearing masks. The Princess Bride.

 

[Changing4Best]

"I don't get no respect!" From Rodney Dangerfield.

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Gilmore girls - That'll do, pig

Lorelai: Uh, you’re practically floating.

Sookie: Well, you caught me at a good time, ladies. I’ve already gone through the five stages of grieving. Denial, anger. . .I don’t remember these two, but they were served on the rocks with salt! Now, I’m just happily enscotched in acceptance. Enscotched. . .

Rory: Ensconced?

Sookie: Ensconced – that’s it!

 

[barefoot]

Absolutely Fabulous - the episode where they go to France. Eddie's getting confused about which side of the road she should be driving on and is getting in a bit of a tizz about it.

Patsy: Look, do you want me to drive?
Eddie: Oh, so speaks the woman whose head has been lolling around like a bladder on a stick for the best part of the journey.

Ha! Love AbFab :-)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Absolutely Fabulous

love it, I like when they go skiing and Patsy keeps going round and round on the ski lift, "Now, Eddie? Now? I'm going round again" with the bolly! :hilarious:

So many funny moments on Ab Fab :laugh:

 

[barefoot]

I also love:

Patsy: What will you drink if you stop drinking?

Eddie: I shall drink water.

Patsy: (Blank look)

Eddie: It's a mixer, Patsy, we have it with whisky.

:-)

 

[Deleted member 29920]

:roflmao::D

I also like when Eddie's in court ranting and says something like "why not just tax the stupid people!"

 

[Deleted member 29920]

Gilmore girls - That Damn Donna Reed

Lorelai: Mmm, kickass wine.

Emily: How poetic!