@Anarchy
Could dry tea exist, as it's a liquid, mainly water, and I can't imagine as anything but wet
You'll get me into trouble again for quoting your whole post...
I suppose if you were desperate for a tea fix, you could chew or snort the tea leaves, like some people chew tobacco and snort snuff (powdered tobacco) Tastes disgusting though. You migh even be able to smoke it, which would certainly bring back thoughts of early teenage myths about things to get high on.
I used to like chocolate coated coffee beans, so yes, dry coffee exists, much to the disgust of anyone who gets on the receiving end of coffee breath.