Responses To Your Therapist That You Will Probably Never Say

[Ronin]

& I don't feel like having a long discussion on basics /you/ should be familiar with, instead of me.

QED intrusive thoughts vs. lived experiences.
But that would probably require you take off those privilege lens. Just because you read me a certain way, does not mean a random street joe will. Just because you read me a certain way in a single situation, does not mean that presentation holds in others.

I can't believe I'm still on that tangent, but hell, I'm trying to stop the derealization after the sheer level of bullshit people like you throw at me everyday, so here's my Objection! & I want a f*cking refund for my time lost on this shit.

 

[Frenzy3674]

I am usually pretty frank and sarcastic in session. I would like to tell her that the bull shit busy work worksheets are a joke. She likes those so much.

 

[Keming]

It's difficult to develop rapport when I have to talk down to you. Could you raise your IQ a little? Little more... little more... c'mon, I'm looking for three digits here, work with me...

 

[alis]

"stop trying to change my negative distorted thinking it's making me uncomfortable !!!! stop CBT-ing me I see what you're doing!!!!!"
"how bout you pour your life story out to ME for once !"

 

[Recovery4Me]

Something I have not said as of yet ...but intend to next session-

I asked for an working definition of normal and you handed me worksheets for DBT. So let's revisit this for a moment. How many normal people use in their daily conversations- Dialectical Behavior Therapy?

*If they have 'not' used the work sheets...would you offer they are resistant therefore not normal?:meh:

 

[Keming]

Something I have not said as of yet ...but intend to next session-

I asked for an working definiti...

Something most (all?) Therapists don't realize is that 'ordinary' people don't have CBT skills either. Ordinary people don't use reason. Ordinary people don't weigh positive and negative outcomes. A sufferer who's using CBT or DBT to get a grip on their lives is miles ahead of 'ordinary,' because ordinary people don't make any kind of effort.
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Q: How have you been the last two weeks?
A: Ocelot.

 

[Lola Nocheprieta]

Let's talk about X? What do you mean I suggested we talk about X last session? I don't remember that. Let's talk about the weather, instead. No? <sigh> Alright, you win. Let's talk about talking about X.

 

[Llith]

"That must have been horrible for you" - No shit Sherlock... Not like I would be here talking to you if it was a pleasant experience.

"Are you sure you were not just drunk?" - N1, EVEN DRUNK ITS RAPE HUN. And N2, I know the difference between drunk and drugged, as someone who drinks WAY too much I most definitely know the difference between a spiked drink and "having too much".

"Did you 'romantically' love him?" - How many times do I have to tell you he was like a father figure to me, he was 40, bald and scared the f*ck out of me. I wasn't even attracted to him, do I really need to answer this question again?

"You participated so does that mean you wanted it" - Well gee, I don't know, It was only a solid year of constant harassment and abuse. I mean really, does me wanting it or not mean anything by then? I am pretty sure after I said no 100+ times it constituted as rape.

-- Kinda needed that rant. Just some questions man.

 

[Bristol]

Tell me about your week? No i dont want to stop harrassing me

 

[Ronin]

Thank you, looking for the exact opposite of your bullshit led me to people with quite more realistic perspectives.

& For looking for people who won't gaslight me, because yeah, no, regardless of my derealization issues, my life is and was real. The danger and shadiness I see in others *is informed by good reasoning.*.

 

[anonymous]

You shouldn't be in this job, you're completely incompetent, have caused a lot of harm to me and probably others. Just when I thought you couldn't hurt me anymore, you come and rip out my heart, well you'll never see me again because I am so done with your all bullshit. Find a new f*cking job before some poor bastard kills themselves because of you.

 

[WishfulThinking123]

Q: What do you want to talk about?
A: Idk what do you want to talk about (As my T gives me that look like were not here to talk about me...)