Where to start?
Aggravating noises.
The guy I just spent ten minutes sitting opposite, from the privacy partition in the office loo.
First. Stop f*cking eating! Who eats in the f*cking bog?!!?
Secondly. EAT QUIETER!
The crunching is bad enough, it's the nature of whatever greasy garbage food that landed you on the seat in the first place, so whatever.
But the f*cking mouth smacking noises. STOP IT!!!! CHEW WITH YOUR f*ckING MOUTH CLOSED!
If my own trousers weren't around my ankles, I'd have kicked the f*cking wall down on top of you. f*ck that's unbelievably annoying.
10 minutes of "Crunch, crunch, smack, smack, smack. Crunch, crunch, smack, smack, smack." My rage is blowing gauges!
Finally.
FLUSH THE f*ckING TOILET!
and....
WASH YOUR f*ckING HANDS!
That's how you catch dysentery you asshole. Eating food contaminated with human shit!
People are disgusting. Thank God he wiped his ass... or maybe just his hands... :yuck:
Next thing.
Guy building garage next door to my house.
I'm glad you got it done fast. It's also not your fault I work nights.
Butthe moron you brought in today to help with the concrete pad, he needs to learn how to shut the f*ck up.
Or at least find something intelligible to say. All day long shouting... "Hey! Hey! Howsawhatsaboutits heeyuck, heeyuck!"
Grr!!
Of course only one volume the whole damn time. Wasn't too bad while he was standing next to the oversize novelty cement mixer. Sadly after it left, he remained....
Then came 4 hours of listening to this tosser bellow the same unintelligible garbage over and over and over. I don't think anyone could understand him, as he seemed to have to repeat himself ad nauseum.
Thank christ it's almost done. They just need to put the door in.