1001 Ways To Appear Functional (even Though You're Not)

[EveHarrington]

So today my summer functional sporty clothing came in the mail from Athleta------and OMG do I look so cute! (Rarely do I ever say this about any article of clothing.) Imma gonna rock the athleisure wear look this summer!

I used to wear skorts back in high school (skirt/short combination) because I could be active without having to worry about the flash factor. I'm so glad that they're back in style again. (These totally look like a skirt-----shorts unseen underneath for the active gal-----or in my case, to feel protected-----ahem CSA issues). And I can feel feminine!

And I look so darn cute that I'm going to buy a few more in the next size down as I'm losing weight.

I'm killing two functional birds with one stone!

------active wear clothing to make me appear more functional

and

------buying multiples of the same garment in order to save time on figuring out a put together outfit each morning.

LOL.

 

[stillstanding2]

So today my summer functional sporty clothing came in the mail from Athleta------and OMG do I loo...

And if you remove any brand names from them, you can say you made them yourself. If that feels too dishonest, you can say you like them so much that you might make some more when you get time, and let them make their own assumptions that you sew.

 

[EveHarrington]

And if you remove any brand names from them, you can say you made them yourself. If that feels...

Ohh awesome idea! The logo is on the waistband and quite small so most of the time it will be covered by my shirt. Plus I help ensure that others in my town aren't wearing the same clothing by giving them the "I made it" line instead of telling them where to buy their own.

I've gotta put my second order in soon. The popular stuff like this sells out early in the season.

 

[Ronin]

you can say you made them yourself

Even more so if you're restitching them to your liking for better functionality.

 

[Chimera]

Mirrored sunglasses, people see their reflection and forget all about me and my obvious discomfort.:p:cool:

 

[Chimera]

How 'bout leaving out some sealed manila envelopes (stuffed with junk mail and marked classified)...

Ha, this is flipping brilliant!
Hehe, I do love subterfuge.

 

[stillstanding2]

Brilliant! Entrap their vanity so they don't care what you say! Even after you escape, they'll think that seeing you was enthralling.

 

[Chimera]

Brilliant! Entrap their vanity so they don't care what you say! Even after you escape, they'll...

Baaahaha!
It works. Every time!

@stillstanding2 you have very pretty way with words...got a belly laugh out of me. Ty♡

 

[stillstanding2]

Ha, this is flipping brilliant!
Hehe, I do love subterfuge.

And when someone tries to ensnare you in boring gossip, show them a scribbled note saying "I'm wearing a wire, and I can't turn it off."

 

[Chimera]

Giggling maniacally!!!


:::stashing pencil and paper in pocket:::
'Cause they're bloody everywhere~

 

[Ronin]

show them a scribbled note saying

That works as a prank only if you're white, tho.

 

[Chimera]

Holy hell. Truth there..
Except your military bearing might allow you to pull it off Cash...I'm thinking it could work for you.
I hope so, my grand baby is biracial and honestly, I will level any being who makes her wonder if she can't embrace all aspects of of her personage...holy hell, I'll show the crazy one who always lurks, waiting for fools..
Wouldn't be pretty.