Alright We Need More Jokes

[Anglesachse]

I got a joke, but I know if I post it, Jimmy and Anthony are on my case. Damn. just laugh anyway!!

And I will waste this space with these few words, and not waste them with the joke :whistle: get it a joke that is a waste of space :ROFLMAO:

I have a sneaky feeling the Ned and Alan might gets this one maybe a few other aswell

 

[Wagon]

Hmmm. Umm. Angle is the German humour starting to get to you? But then again, Norwegian humour is so bad it's banned everywhere but Minnesota.

I keep sane with some Mitchel and Webb on YouTube. Also old Fast Show.

 

[Ned]

No, it's a joke about space. BUT, if we're doing jokes about space can we please have Seven of Nine in them? Please?

 

[Jimmy1]

I got a joke, but I know if I post it, Jimmy and Anthony are on my case. Damn. just laugh anyway!!

And I will waste this space with these few words, and not waste them with the joke :whistle: get it a joke that is a waste of space :ROFLMAO:

I have a sneaky feeling the Ned and Alan might gets this one maybe a few other aswell

We won't get on your case. You just have to be aware that this forum is semi open to the public. I don't give a rats arse.

 

[Wagon]

Ahh. I get it. Kind of like the joke about "If Turkey were to attack Russia from the rear, would Greece help?" But not really. Yes and plenty of 7 of 9. Hell I'll take 1 of 9. Wonder what 9 of 9 looks like?

Incidently, we have a beer here named Borg or Børg rather. I always call it the Official Beer of the Collective. Nobody ever f*cking gets it. And of course I feel like the big Trekky Geek.

 

[Anglesachse]

What does it say on the label wagon, "Resistence is futile" got to be one for the Alcoholics that LMAO

And as for the waste of space joke, I was just going to write "Dan" but that would be nasty. so I have decided to to tell you.

 

[Anglesachse]

Opps.

 

[Wagon]

And just for good fun we also have a great Pilsner here called..... "Aass" For which I have been striving to be the Global Advertisement Manager for years.

Aass...... Lick it!
Aass...... Grab some!
Aass..... Because you are not getting anything else tonight.
Aass.....Kiss it, Love it!

And so many more.

 

[Ned]

You got the job...............

 

[Zipperhead]

Or at least the promotion. All that licking has got to get you something.

 

[Anglesachse]

Suppose Aass even slightly warm still beats Cold Pussy

 

[Wagon]

If Børg would get rid of the stupid Viking motiff and just have 7 of 9 in some sort of 7 of 9 cyborg bikini. I think we could launch that one global.

Aass. Well hell. Sky is the limit on that logo. Norwegians don't get it.

Kalte Muschi is better than none at all.