Alternative Olympics

[ISupportHer]

Synchronized Swimming (solo swimmer division)

 

[sea]

I like Racewalking. - "This Olympic event is exactly what it sounds like. A bunch of competitors speed walk to the finish line. If you break into a jog, you are immediately disqualified."

Biathlon (skiing & rifle shooting) is pretty nifty as well. - "Like Oreos and milk, or Romeo and Juliet, cross country skiing and rifle shooting simply belong together… or so the Olympic Committee seems to think. In this event, competitors ski race along a flat, snowy surface with a rifle attached to their backs. They must periodically stop and fire their rifles at targets."

 

[KP the nut]

What about knitting as a sport?

 

[CraftyCath]

Olympic knitting is allowed KP. the first to knit a mile long scarf wins! You are penalised if you drop a stitch!

Total extreme Ironing

Hysterical! :roflmao:

Hows about Olympic wheelbarrow racing? there are 2 forms of this. The first one your partner gets into the wheelbarrow and is pushed to the finish line...

fancy dress optional.

the second one is that your partner becomes the wheelbarrow while you hold their legs and you both race for the line. We did this in our school sports day and I can tell you it is really hard work!

 

[CraftyCath]

Olympic egg and spoon race. This allows kids to join in the Olympics too.

You have to run with an egg on a spoon without dropping it. You cannot hold on to the egg and you cannot stick it on with glue, blue tack or chewing gum!

 

[KP the nut]

Forget Boxing. The future is Pillow Fighting.

 

[ISupportHer]

Hatchet Catch

Anyone want pictures? Didn't think so.

 

[CraftyCath]

Good one ISH!

Hows about Olympic Jousting!

 

[CraftyCath]

Olympic Morris dancing...

I Hate Morris Dancing!!! Grown men prancing about with bells an their legs waving sticks and hankies at each other whilst wearing a silly hat! :roflmao:

 

[CraftyCath]

Or how about Olympic Tidlywinks!!!!

 

[KP the nut]

Or how about Olympic Tidlywinks!!!!

I already said that AND you liked it :eek::rolleyes: :roflmao:

 

[CraftyCath]

:roflmao: What am I like!?! Probably a senior moment there KP! :roflmao::rolleyes::roflmao:

Can't stop laughing at myself..I'm so forgetful! We should have a forgetful emoticon! :D