Breaking Wind

[Jimmy1]

I have been quite proud of myself since I have moved in with Margaret. I have been teaching the younger boys that you should not FART in front of the girls.

Anyway, I have made sure Margaret is not around when I do.

The other night, I was in our room and let one go. It stunk so bad that I grabbed the first bottle of perfume on the dressing table. Problem solved, no smell.

Little did I know that it was 'aromatics' and over $100 a bottle. lmao

 

[wife of]

lol,I'm pretty sure Margaret knows you fart...trust me,its not as big a deal to us ladies as you think....However making free with the expensive perfume...thats asking for trouble....

 

[Steph_F]

ya know what?? everyone farts in their sleep!! haha!

and I think its the funniest thing EVER!!! LOL

 

[Razorback]

It is true that all fart. Where guys fail is when they consider it their duty to gas others. Like in the car:tdown:...on a very long trip:cautious:...and they are in charge of the window locks:sick:

Other than that, LET "ER RIP!:O_o:

 

[wife of]

Just dont let one rip and then throw the duvet over head,that is most deffo not the sign of a gent !