THE INFAMOUS BRUIN TEDDY-BEAR INCIDENT
Jimmy, you are quite correct I have dropped and given you ten (No, no, not like that...)
But, talking about net practice, as we are, here's a little episode that happened one dark night in BAOR.
The scene:
A dark, damp hill-top somewhere in north-west Germany,1982. 0200 hours.
We'd been in noddy-suits etc. for three days 'cos some twat thought it was a good idea.
As a baby tech I was in the Tech Control wagon, we'd also been on radio silence for 36 hours.
Which meant f#ck-all really as our comms radio-relay shots were permanently live anyway.
The Div. VNWB (a sort of net-wide intercomm) box sat silent, just the occasional crackle of static and the faint constant hiss of 'BID swish'.
Then the box went quiet, always a sign that someone's pressel was down.
'Are there any friendly teddy-bears out there? asked a squeaky little voice
Loooong pause........................
'I'm a friendly teddy-bear! came another squeakier voice
Short pause.....
'Me too!' came a distinctly Scottish bear...
Pause..........
'SILENCE ON THIS MEANS!' shouted a rupert (not the bear).
Pause.....
'He's not a very friendly teddy-bear, is he?' said the first bear....
That was it. On all the hill-tops around us convoy switches were set to HST, horns beeped and it was 'over'!