Agita Kaput
Policy Enforcement
It's really embarrassing to even ask this.
Is this website the best forum? Will you understand? Your gonna think I'm a real A-hole.
Am I cold hearted? I should just chill, take a pill! I'm such a jerk! <head hitting wall>
How could I be so conniving, sensitive, ridiculous? <hyperventilating>
She doesn't mean anything by it. She's not gonna hit you 'ittle AK.
You won't get hurt. There won't be a knife to the heart.
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"What happened that upset you AK?"
She just... she just.... SHE WISHED ME A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!
"Mm hmm. Let's talk about that. I think there's something here."
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O. K... The super kind lovely well wishing came via a text message.
We do not text. Because I do not text... with Tranquility.
I do not answer Tranquility's call. I do not... look Tranquility in the eye.
Tranquility Kaput is a narcissist,
Tranquility Kaput is obviously not her real name - she did not take my name. Duh.
Her real last name is Smashittabitz. Sanity Smashittabitz.
I can't get far enough away from Sanity. I can't do New Zealand.
I can only dream of "No Contact." Unfortunately, Tranquility is the mother of my children.
"Co-parenting" would be a dream come true. We "parallel" parent. We... email. It's admissible.
Once she called me... "Little Wannadance broke her leg!" I hung up quickly.
Tranquility probably broke it... and then yelled at her, "you shouldn't have kicked my tire iron you spaz!"
So... should I call her out on the whole "Father's day" thing? Give her a piece of my mind?
I don't know. Sounds dangerous. There will be more texting and the next thing you know
I'll be sleeping with her and then smoking a cyanide cigarette,
after calling my lawyer, psychiatrist, priest, and DoorDash (because she's gonna want some goodies
around while she makes all the arrangements and I want her to be happy... for the kids.)
Make all the arrangements! Sorry, that was a joke. She's got a flow chart and all the help
(along with my family members, my ex-friends, her sycophants, every soccer mom (kids age dont matter), lawyer..)
on speed dial
They have detailed instructions.
So. How do you think I should respond? Take a screenshot? Call the cops?
Psych! Of course I'm exaggerating! Trying to be funny! (ha ha)
I actually know what I'll do, I'm getting to be a pro at this...
But I do want to hear your thoughts.
Is this website the best forum? Will you understand? Your gonna think I'm a real A-hole.
Am I cold hearted? I should just chill, take a pill! I'm such a jerk! <head hitting wall>
How could I be so conniving, sensitive, ridiculous? <hyperventilating>
She doesn't mean anything by it. She's not gonna hit you 'ittle AK.
You won't get hurt. There won't be a knife to the heart.
---
"What happened that upset you AK?"
She just... she just.... SHE WISHED ME A HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!!
"Mm hmm. Let's talk about that. I think there's something here."
---
O. K... The super kind lovely well wishing came via a text message.
We do not text. Because I do not text... with Tranquility.
I do not answer Tranquility's call. I do not... look Tranquility in the eye.
Tranquility Kaput is a narcissist,
Tranquility Kaput is obviously not her real name - she did not take my name. Duh.
Her real last name is Smashittabitz. Sanity Smashittabitz.
I can't get far enough away from Sanity. I can't do New Zealand.
I can only dream of "No Contact." Unfortunately, Tranquility is the mother of my children.
"Co-parenting" would be a dream come true. We "parallel" parent. We... email. It's admissible.
Once she called me... "Little Wannadance broke her leg!" I hung up quickly.
Tranquility probably broke it... and then yelled at her, "you shouldn't have kicked my tire iron you spaz!"
So... should I call her out on the whole "Father's day" thing? Give her a piece of my mind?
I don't know. Sounds dangerous. There will be more texting and the next thing you know
I'll be sleeping with her and then smoking a cyanide cigarette,
after calling my lawyer, psychiatrist, priest, and DoorDash (because she's gonna want some goodies
around while she makes all the arrangements and I want her to be happy... for the kids.)
Make all the arrangements! Sorry, that was a joke. She's got a flow chart and all the help
(along with my family members, my ex-friends, her sycophants, every soccer mom (kids age dont matter), lawyer..)
on speed dial
They have detailed instructions.
So. How do you think I should respond? Take a screenshot? Call the cops?
Psych! Of course I'm exaggerating! Trying to be funny! (ha ha)
I actually know what I'll do, I'm getting to be a pro at this...
But I do want to hear your thoughts.