My Mommy Says "boys Will Be Boys"

[Jowus]

This is the worst proposition for sex I've ever heard.

That one is a gem. When I read it I laughed about several ridiculous or clumsy lines I've heard. It might be stressful to victims of predators to start a thread of the worst such lines, but it could be funny to some of us. I'm a guy, so I haven't heard that many myself. But one woman claimed to absolutely need sex before going on stage!

 

[Nikari]

Don't listen to Google. When it's an abusive relationship the very best way to dump someone is from a distance. Face to face could end up getting you killed.