Our Pets

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My 8 year old walks around the house with his anole's (lizard) mouth clamped onto his ear or nose. It looks like a giant earring or nose ring. I love walking into that kid's room. It is painted forest green with two fish tanks and the lizard. So soothing!

 

[Srain]

My favorite Girls-don't be fooled by the Little Girl, she is posing for the camera, she is Bipolar and crazy, the only way we could walk her the first 6months without her walking on her hind legs was with a vet cone around her neck...no, I'm not kidding. Now she is 4 yrs older and long gone is the cone but the stories come and go. She is husband's Girl and we love her! She is clown, monkey dog, no fur on her belly, though you can't tell from this pic.

My Big Girl is lovely

 

[KP the nut]

The Dog's Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

 

[KP the nut]

How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?

Here are the dog's answers.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there!

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

[freakofnurture]

Paco:

 

[KP the nut]

My kids went to the beach for the first time on Monday, wow what fun :D

 

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I felt compelled to add a photo of my little -ahem- angels :)

They are so beautiful! Thanks for sharing your photo :D

 

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The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
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I. Love. The Cat Diary! It's insane how much I love that site, lol. I feel like my cat thinks this way sometimes. I recently started to let him out side for some fresh air. Everyone and a while I’ll catch him giving me the side eye and think of this.:roflmao:

 

[Srain]

Our little monkey girl and the two together ;)

 

[ProductOfSociety]

Aw, you all have really adorable pets. <3

I have Tosh, who is a mutt. He is half Samoyed and very sweet. He is 2 years old, we have had him since he was a puppy.
We just got a cat to accompany him. We haven't named him yet, still in his first week of staying here but he is really sweet.
You can find the both of them in my avatar. :]

 

[KP the nut]

(((PoS))) I wondered if they were your pets. They are so lovely together

 

[ProductOfSociety]

Aw thanks, yeah they get along surprisingly well~