Things *Not* To Do

[CCurry]

Never try to stick your tongue on a metal pole while your outside if the temperature is below freezing.........seriously don't do it! LOL.

 

[catjudo]

When giving a birthday gift to a child just turning 5, never choose a paint-by-numbers that comes with non-washable acrylic paints unless your true goal is to piss of the child's mother. Seriously, what was her grandmother thinking? Clearly, she wasn't!

 

[maria]

Never, ever book airline tickets on line unless you are absolutely sure you've entered the right day and time. And never show up at the airport until you check the date on your tickets.

Wonder why I don't fly anymore? hehe

maria

 

[a3a2]

When your husband asks you what you would have done if he had been allergic to cats, don't mention that you never would have married him. Keep that little tidbit to yourself.

 

[anni]

I had SUCH a wearing morning, and checked to see if there were any more sillies on here FIRST when I logged in. I don't have much time today and it was so worth it! I laughed soooo hard, felt instantly lighter, and thanks She Cat, for the thread!! My husband promised to find the pics of my ridiculous moment, too.

Anni

 

[trapped]

Never ever jump in a puddle when it is freezing outside. Apparently, puddles can freeze over.

 

[Grama-Herc]

Never, ever try to comb entangled poop off the fuzzy butt of a persian cat without calling the blood bank first

 

[Grainne]

a2...omg...I laughed so hard at your post my co-worker came in to check up on me...see if I was finally cracking up.

 

[becvan]

ROFL.. Herc I have tears in my eyes..that was priceless and I have actually done that!!!

bec

 

[catjudo]

Never, ever try to give an asthmatic cat albuterol with a nebulizer without calling the blood bank first.

 

[trapped]

Never fall asleep in the sand at the beach, with a bottle of either sunscreen or tanning oil/lotion next to you. You will wake up to the sound of "friends" snapping pictures, to discover that you now are going to have a very interesting tan line!

 

[Grainne]

Even if your autistic five year old thinks it is the most hilarious thing ever written, and even if you think is really, really funny to watch him almost pee himself laughing over it, DON'T buy him the book "Walter the Farting Dog" on a leap pad read-aloud system that accurately and dramatically articulates the sounds of many different fart noises....the sunday before his Christmas Concert at school. All the little ones were up there ringing their jingle bells and singing their hearts out - my boy? He was farting. Every time the kids stopped singing, he went "pffffffffffftttttttttt" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Pfffffffffttttttttt HAHAHAHAHAH!"