!!!! Warning. Please don't read this if you don't know how to laugh. !!!!
There were three dogs down at the local animal hospital, sitting with their masters. One was brown, one was black and the other white.
The white dog finally talks and asks the brown dog 'What you in here for mate', the brown dog says 'Well, I am a pisser. I piss everywhere. I piss on the tree's, I piss on the fence, I piss on the neighbors kids, and finally I slipped up and pissed on my masters brand new lounge'. The white dogs says, 'so what are they going to do'. The brown dog says 'They are going to cut my nuts off, apparently it will cure the pissing'.
So the brown dog asks the white dog, 'what are you in here for mate', the white dog says. 'Well I am a digger. I dig holes in the yard, I dig holes in the neighbors yard, I dig holes in the kids sandpit, and finally I stuffed up and dug a hole in the middle of my masters brand new king size bed'. The brown dog asks, 'So what are they going to do mate', the white dog says 'They are going to cut my nuts off, apparently it will cure the digging'.
They both then look at the black dog and ask, 'What you in here for mate', the black dog says, 'Well, I am a humper. I hump anything. I hump the couch, I hump the kids legs, I hump the trees, and well anyway, my master had just finished her shower and dropped the towel. As she bent over to pick it up, I humped her'. Wow, says the brown dog and the white dog, 'What they going to do to you, cut your nuts off', 'No' says the black dog, 'I am getting my nails trimmed'.
There were three dogs down at the local animal hospital, sitting with their masters. One was brown, one was black and the other white.
The white dog finally talks and asks the brown dog 'What you in here for mate', the brown dog says 'Well, I am a pisser. I piss everywhere. I piss on the tree's, I piss on the fence, I piss on the neighbors kids, and finally I slipped up and pissed on my masters brand new lounge'. The white dogs says, 'so what are they going to do'. The brown dog says 'They are going to cut my nuts off, apparently it will cure the pissing'.
So the brown dog asks the white dog, 'what are you in here for mate', the white dog says. 'Well I am a digger. I dig holes in the yard, I dig holes in the neighbors yard, I dig holes in the kids sandpit, and finally I stuffed up and dug a hole in the middle of my masters brand new king size bed'. The brown dog asks, 'So what are they going to do mate', the white dog says 'They are going to cut my nuts off, apparently it will cure the digging'.
They both then look at the black dog and ask, 'What you in here for mate', the black dog says, 'Well, I am a humper. I hump anything. I hump the couch, I hump the kids legs, I hump the trees, and well anyway, my master had just finished her shower and dropped the towel. As she bent over to pick it up, I humped her'. Wow, says the brown dog and the white dog, 'What they going to do to you, cut your nuts off', 'No' says the black dog, 'I am getting my nails trimmed'.
