Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[siniang]

Today my co-worker had a nasty fight with my other co-worker. Then they made out.

 

[siniang]

Today my coworker swam around in small circles ignoring me. Her tank mate, the algae eater, only works at night when my coworker sleeps, because said coworker is a bully.

I can relate so much to this :laugh: :roflmao: Had not expected to find this here :hilarious:

 

[littleoc]

I just wish my coworker would stop trying to lick the lotion off my hands ?

 

[EveHarrington]

I think the isolation is getting to my coworker. This morning he was sitting on a stool, staring at the closed window blinds, in a zombie like trance. I opened the blinds and he looked longingly upon the forbidden world outside. Suffice to say, he didn’t get much work done today. ?

 

[Ronin]

Today my coworker shat on the company vehicles and in the office and encouraged others to do the same after returning from months long vacation.

 

[Changing4Best]

It took me a moment to get this one, LOL

 

[Ronin]

(Cough hint: Other stupid pigeon acquired. /cough /no not *that* cough.)

 

[Traverse]

Today my co-worker insisted that we go out in the fields to look for dopey gophers awakening from hibernation & trying to sun themselves warm.

 

[Changing4Best]

This morning my coworker FINALLY paid some attention to me when I first got up. She came right over to the glass and stared at me pointedly. She knows it is time for her fishfood and for me to turn the tank light on.

 

[siniang]

My co-workers just wouldn’t let me sleep in. On a Saturday. :facepalm:

 

[Justmehere]

Today, my co-worker won't get her paws off me! :)

 

[siniang]

Now my co-worker is sleeping on my chest :eek: HR!!