2130 last night the neighbour wnats to start cutting his lawn. Jobless Alcoholic waste of space that he is, not like he has all f*cking day to do it, No we have to start at 2130.
So me and the misses go over, "Hi thomas, have you seen the Tim....."
" I can do it till f*cking 2200"
"Er, well actually only till 1700, after that you ain`t allowed noisey machines, and after 2000 no machines what so ever and from 2200 no noise at all"
"Yeah what you gonna f*cking do about it, call the cops"
"Well yeah, if we can`t talk with each other it, what else should we do"
At this moment, I am realy chuffed, staying calm, not shouting. (I must admit there are days I wish the beast would kick in, and just smack the dumb f*ck)
Then his misses comes out, all 3 kids in tow, the oldest 14, 9 and the youngest 7, It`s nearly 2200 and they ain`t in bed, on a school day?
"F*ck off and mind your own business, go look after your own kid"
From the oldest daughter "F*ck you"
"Well actually I am, You are keeping him awake love"
"Love? don`t you love me, you can kiss my f*cking ass"
So any way, he has put the thing away, and we walk home, when all you hear from him is
"I`ll get you, one day"
WTF? like this drunken poor excuse for a human being is actually going to scare me?
The whole family are a bunch of Anti Social wankers, who in my World, should have been put before a firing squad years ago for wasting air.
Thing is, the misses is chuffed that I didn`t loose it with him, but then the stress builds up, so sooner or later I will explode. Couldn`t sleep because of all the planning my head doing on how to rid the world of the parasites across the road.
"I`ll get you" you couldn`t f*cking get me if I stuck myself in the post and had it delivered to you direct
F*cking prick