Lee C
MyPTSD Pro
Not my work, just cut and paste:
A SOLDIERS FRIENDSHIP TO A SOLDIER
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get,until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!
6... When your confused -- I will try to use only small words .
7... When your sick -- Stay the f*** away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you've got.
8... When you fall, I will laugh my head off at you, you clumsy arse,.........but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it too the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
A SOLDIERS FRIENDSHIP TO A SOLDIER
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get,until you're NOT.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!
6... When your confused -- I will try to use only small words .
7... When your sick -- Stay the f*** away from me until you are well again.I don't want whatever you've got.
8... When you fall, I will laugh my head off at you, you clumsy arse,.........but I'll help you up.
9... This is my oath.... I pledge it too the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth