Pull up a chair, sit down, strap in, strap on, or whatever the f*ck it is that you do, and listen up because: Here's some constructive advice for the (decent) guys out there with ptsd: stay the f*ck away from females. Beat off, or whatever you have to do, but save yourself the misery. The last double X chromo I was stupid enough to feel sorry for had me sold on this sob story about how much her ex abused her and her kids, I LOATHE abusers, so I wanted to make this turd's life a living hell. I set the wheels in motion, but she kept throwing a wrench into my plans. Come to find out, she was protecting and still seeing the bastard almost the entire time. The more I think about it, the madder I get.. One of my ex's wants to come stay with me for a while, because she is concerned about my "emotional state". (And, how in the HELL is it that these women have the intuition to know each and every time I am an emotional basketcase anyway?) Well, first of all..who wouldn't be pissed, and second, just because I really, really want to send a few people on a one-way trip through a f*cking limb shredder, it doesn't mean I can't take care of myself. Guys, let me tell you a little something about being with, what society would call, a "beautiful" but unstable woman: you will pay a very high price for it, either financially, emotionally, or both. How much is that tight ass and those perky tits worth to you? Because, in the end, you will be left only with an empty wallet and a broken heart. And, one last secret about females: they don't truly want each other to succeed. Women are naturally competitive, and even though they all group hug each other when one of them is having trouble with a guy, saying things like "Oh, you don't need him" or " Move on and find something better", they secretly want whichever woman who is having the crisis to fail. Meaning, job, relationship, new hair do...whatever. Because, they want to be the one that everyone admires: the woman with the perfect marriage or relationship, best job, best kids, best perfume, best shaved ass crack..the list is endless. It's a f*cking circus, guys. I, for one, am sick and damned tired of it. And, to any (good) guys out there who are actually married: YOU AREN'T EXEMPT FROM THIS. Watch out, because, sooner or later, it's coming. In time..your asses will get burnt also.
