Stephen King.
He’s HILARIOUS. He gave the commencement address at a friends university years back, and whilst it mostly boiled down to “WTF would you ask the boogeyman to speak at a graduation I do not understand, and am now questioning the validity of this school’s reputation.” He also had some absolutely stellar advice for how life gets f*cked up for everyone, and it’s not about never having anything go wrong, but how you choose to handle it, and who you choose to associate with when it is going wrong.
So I’d love to kick it with someone with great observational skills & imagination in the dark, who’s funny as hell, to boot.
Would you rather live in a country with a low cost of living but horrible weather or live in a country with a high cost of living and amazing weather?