We have Party Stores where I'm from.
We say "Bitches" after everything. "It's Friday, Bitches". "You're late, Bitches". "I love you, Bitches". Why? I don't know.
We drink pop, eat Coneys, and play Euchre or Rummy.
Michigan is shaped like a mitten so if someone ever asks where something is or where we live... we just point to it on our hand.
We vacation 'Up North' or in the 'U.P.' (Upper Peninsula) and the 'Thumb'.
The people that live in the U.P. are called Yoopers.They have a heavy Scandinavian accent called Yoopanese. Yah! (never knew it had an name until today

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Cold as a witche's tits.
"I got you" = I'll pay, help, carry, lift, move...
Da fuk? = What the fuk?
Dumb as a box of rocks.
I always liked "go f#ck yourself". Straight and to the point.
I still say things from when I was a teenager...
Gross=disgusting
Bogue = you did something mean or let someone down.
kick ass=awesome
Get to steppin= leave/get out of here.
I was joking around with one of the kids (25 years old) I worked with one day. I told him to "chill out man" and he said "Luckilee, we don't want to hear your hippie lingo". LMAO.
Kick-ass thread!
