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Don't Get Mad ... Get Even

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Ever have one of those situations that just irritates you to death, but getting mad is completely useless? There are time that getting even can be a lot of fun. That is what this thread is about, funny (fun) ways of getting even.

I had an issue with my cell phone vendor and it honestly took me hours to get it straitened out. After dealing with rude and incompetent people, I decided that my time was worth something so I sent them a bill. Of course getting a bill from a customer really made a mess in the accounting department. :p But I guess I made a good enough point (this bill was itemized to death), as I did receive a credit on my own bill after I agreed to remove my bill and not take them to collections. :D
 
I was just checking to see if the latest messing around with my computer helped my ability to navigate the forum, saw this. I could have filled your phone comany in on who not to mess with, but they forgot to ask me.

When my boys were tiny, I tok a job as a 'decorator', painting and hanging wallpaper at this massive hospital complex. I was part of a crew of men, kind of a novelty being the single female in a shop of a couple of hundred men. The thing is, no on else was a single parent having to deal with juggling home and work. I gave it a GOOD shot, believe me, then one day the word came down that I had to work a month of nights. I went to the boss, explained well, when I was hired I TOLD them no nights, I had small children, I could not DO nights. I was told I wasn't a team player, blah blah blah, to which I asked when in h*ll is the ball game, I'm telling you folks I can't DO this. They said well you'll have to resign. I said well thank you, you schmucks, then tried to hand in my resignation. I'm bad at math and apparently left one day ( ONE ) off the required 2 week resignation peiod, at which point these bozos got even wierder. They called me to the office yet again, with some stupid threat about how if I did not give them that last d*m day, they'd hold up all my checks, give me a bad report, I guess tell Santa not to come to my house. I'd like to add I was a GREAT employee, all this was just silly cr*p from men with way too much power and small underwear.

We left it at that, but I was really, really annoyed, first getting forced into loosing my job and then they were going to be asses about exactly how I got to leave that job? I went out and bought a yo-yo. I played with that yo-yo for 8 working hours a day, leaning on walls, walking down the hallways, sitting at break. The boss would say " You can't do that " and I would say " Fire me " and loop the loop for him. You see, if they hauled off and fired me after allllll that nonsense they'd have to pay me unemployment, so nobody was going to DO that, all they could do was watch me waste all 14 days playing with my yo-yo. The president of the hospital passed me at one point, not a peep so you just knew someone was talking to someone. It was kind of fun, and yes, I sure as heck felt like I was pretty much getting even, too. 2 weeks, watching the ninnies pop aneurisms while I played with that yo-yo.

I went to work for myself after that, which was probably a good thing considering I didn't think those referances would look very good. This is a completely true story, if any of them lived through through the aneurisms I could possibly dig up some witnesses.
 
Ok so mine is kind of lame, but I'll share anyway.

I love getting freebies online and you can just about find any magazine for free if you look hard enough and wait long enough.

So anyway I was dating this guy. It turns out I was one of five+ girls and while I wasn't committed to him, he lied to me about anything and everything, so yeah I was pissed. Turns out he had a long term girlfriend. She finally found out what was going on and last I heard, took him back.

Well from what I could gather, he had family issues, too. He was living with his VERY catholic family. I found a free subscription to playboy online and sent it to him at his parents home. Now I have no idea how this story ended, but I get a laugh just thinking about it and how he probably tried to explain it away to his parents. I'm sure they know he's a pathological liar, so they wouldn't believe anything he said, lol.
 
In the old days, my stepdaughter KEPT signing my up for dating sites. She just hated me, which is a long story in itself, there was yet another stepdaughter in th mix at the time who was feeding her a load of cr*p about what was going on between her father and me. I started getting my inbox flooded with alllll these invitations to come look at the latest matches, etc., I think even Eskimo and elderly matches and I was neither besides being very happy with my present husband. Actually, if you think about it, it was pretty funny although at the time no, I didn't think so at ALL. I'd had enough at one point so scoured the internet for every, single prayer chain AND drug rehab I could find ( turns out there are quite a few ) and gave them her infomation. I have no idea what transpired but for whatever reason lovesick octogenarian Eskimo natives stopped appearing in my inbox with such regularity.
 
I was working for a really horrible boss who was finally going to leave, and I was organising her big leaving party. The hotel sent me the proof of the banner they were going to put up, for me to approve or correct before they went ahead. They'd obviously got mixed up with some other party because they sent me a picture of a banner saying "Happy Retirement".

I thought how mad she would be if they made this mistake, because she was in her 40s but people often thought she was a bit older and she was extremely touchy about it. I was just about to email the hotel to change it, when I got a typical nasty phone call from her. I thought, OK, Happy Retirement it is, and told the hotel to go ahead.
 
Great thread ITL! Oh the good old days when you could do things and not be tracked. I worked with a guy that was a custom home builder.

His clients had made numerous change orders which were well documented. All the final papers were signed with the lender. The purchaser called the lender and stated they disputed the change orders. Negating the payment to the builder.

Buyer took possession of the property. Rumor was that a cement truck arrived some time overnight and flooded a full load of concrete into the living room. It was on the news. There was a reward offered.

I did not physically witness so what could I prove? Laughed on that one for a long time.

The builder got his money but it took about 6 mo!
My motto today is when dealing with customer service issues keep asking questions. They have a book of set answers. If they don't give the right answer ask for a superior. They get docked for not completing an issue. Most are on commission and if they don't complete they don't get paid. Ha ha!
 
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