Don't Get Mad ... Get Even

[anni]

This is really not a good thread for me. I'm 55, so have been at this awhile. My T listens to some of this stuff and says " You DO know that's passive-aggressive behaviour, right? " and I say, well, YEA, and he says ok, just checking. He says as long as I know, and am a. not trying to justify anything and b. kind of know I'm using it as a tool, ok, fine.

Here's one, will require some 'plaining... . THE ex, the tubby, drink a bottle of Jack a day, blow an aneurism, red-faced, wife-beating, schmuck ex? Well, they're too big, you can't hit 'em back so I used to put entire sticks of butter in his food when cooking. I thought some extra tubbage might slow him down.

 

[Jlso111187]

My husband was cheating on me and brought the girl to my bar, well turns out her family was there too, I love karaoke so I decided to get up and sing "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood well she came out too the karaoke area from the pool tables and started talking to her family and pointing at me. Mind you I had a few friends up there singing with me but I looked at her and said over open mic yeah go ahead and sleep with my husband because he will be coming home to me, my sister in law was there with her as she was her best friend and that's who hooked them up. My sister in law is telling the girl not to listen to me and I was lying so I decided who care who knows my business in the bar I want to prove my point and I blurted out "Ask my mother in law how I taste Because just yesterday I was at her house f*cking my husband on her stove and on the table right where my mother in law eats." all my friends laughed but when I had started my little show instead of singing they went and sat down so I was on stage all by my self. I thought it was funny my husband didn't he had lots of explaining to do.

 

[intothelight]

Many years ago, when I had my first child I didn't have any insurance and worked out payment arrangements with the hospital to pay for the delivery. I knew I could have had the whole amount written off, because I was only 17 and way below the poverty line, but I always had this sense of doing what was write.

For a few years I made my payments every month, interest free and even added extra as my income increased. What I didn't know was the hospital could "sell" these accounts in order to increase their cash flow. My credit had improved to a point that a finance company purchased the note and then sent me a notice that I had 72 hours to pay in full or they would set up a new payment plan at X interest rate.

So I paid them the $700 I owed....................in person and in pennies. It was great to watch them argue that payment had to be made by check, credit card or money order. I reminded them that pennies were LEGAL TENDER, and if they wanted to make a case out of this it would really be a federal case. Needless to say the supervisor spend the best part of their afternoon counting my pennies. :D

 

[Changing4Best]

When I was in the 6th grade, all the boys took it upon themselves to bully me with words, insults and the like. (Nothing physical, thankfully). The leader of their pack was a boy named Jeff Henry. As the year progressed, the teasing got worse and ALL the boys joined in.

Finally one day the music teacher told us that we were going to dance to the music she played and we girls got to pick our partners. YOU GUESSED IT, I picked Jeff Henry. And all the boys in the class laughed and laughed at him!

Then all the kids started going steady, holding hands and all that lovey dovey stuff. So I chased Jeff all around, begging to hold his hand, etc. I played the love sick child beautifully and no one ever knew I was acting!!! (except maybe Jeff, but I doubt it). The reason I doubt it is because when we were all in the 9th grade, he got dared to see if he could go steady with 3 girls all at once and none of them find out. And guess who he asked to go steady? Uh huh... ME! (He later got detention, as the teachers found out as did the principal).

I told him I was going out with a college guy and was not into "younger boys".