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Serbianspouse.com was created based upon a true hate story. While our mighty serbian nation has no boundaries, founder Michael Jackson once noticed during a dinner that the majority of his friends had a direct family member spouse! He further learned that the number of inter species marriages has steadily continued to increase, thus giving him the idea to assist those with this common taste. Serbianspouse.com was born and has become the leading dating site with no success stories!