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News I Want To Vote For Mickey Mouse In The Us/satire And Humor Responses Only

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Big Bird, so fluffy and yellow. And big feet firmly planted.
Oh dear - sorry Gizmo, can't help myself on this;
A bunch of Irish soldiers on duty as a guard of honour for the Irish 'resident, getting off a plane at Dublin airport.

She came down the steps dressed all in yellow, and one of the soldiers said "It's Big Bird!"
none of them could stop laughing. I don't think any of them dropped their guns or bent double, but they weren't far off it.
 
Oh good, she'll be thrilled.

My poor wife has had such a difficult time with things like this. You know, some people believe she isn't even real.

You see, I have to carry a lot of things for her, such as her shopping, wallet, ballot card, ect ect.

It's not because she's lazy, but because she has no idea where her hands are at any given time.

Some people have had the nerve to ask, why doesn't she just say something?
She's quite stubborn, she refuses to give anyone the time of day that thinks she's a fiction, created by some guy with way too much time on his hands.

Since I am on this rant. I also get asked preposterous questions like, why her clothes aren't visible?
Can you believe that? The nerve of some people. Clothing can't turn invisible, that is totally ridiculous.
It should be obvious to everyone that she's a nudist.

Dedicated nudist too, I might add. Even living in Canada like we do.
Ha, let me tell you, It's kept her in great shape. When the temperature dips below zero, watching her go for her morning jog, is the fastest thing you've never seen.

We'll be there with bells on. Well I will be, the wife refuses to wear one. She finds it demeaning.

Good to see so many people who want to make 4 years of Micky a reality.
 
Are we allowed to talk about real life political stuff as long as it's funny?
Satire has always skated close to the line - can get quite dark. American-style satire tends towards the silly or absurd. I believe the point of the thread is to find some silliness in the current election landscape, in order to laugh as relief from feeling so shitty about how uniquely ugly and strange it's been.

Intent counts; intent is to make a ridiculous alterna-verse where this election deviates from the current plot.

Think of it as a break or distraction from the also-vital debate and social critique that is happening in other political threads.

That's my honest-to-goodness attempt at articulating how I'm personally moderating the thread. :)
 
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