Sideways
Moderator
Pigeon Pose: I HATE YOU!
I'm sorry if I wasn't "breathing into my core" when we last hooked up. But this shit has gone on long enough. I'm sick of my hip hurting when I lie down, when I sit, when I stand, when I move (read: all the f'ing time). This completely goes against the whole point of yoga. It's supposed to be soothing, not permanently disabling. If you're trying to make some kind of point? This isn't the way to go about it.
Personally, I'm not even sure you're a real yoga position at all. I'm not a pigeon expert, but you look NOTHING like a pigeon (yeah, suck it, Pigeon Pose). And even if there were pigeons 3,000 years when they came up with yoga poses? Nobody even likes pigeons. They're like the rats of the sky. So maybe we should be calling you "Tendency to spread disease in urban settings Pose".
Sick of it. You're officially OFF the list of poses I'm prepared to include in my yoga practice. This is me officially UnFriending you, blocking your number, and reporting you to Google as FAKE NEWS.
I want my gawdamn hip back to normal. Honestly, is that too much to ask? I was doing Yoga for fk's sake, not Ninja Warrior. This is fking ridiculous.
I'm sorry if I wasn't "breathing into my core" when we last hooked up. But this shit has gone on long enough. I'm sick of my hip hurting when I lie down, when I sit, when I stand, when I move (read: all the f'ing time). This completely goes against the whole point of yoga. It's supposed to be soothing, not permanently disabling. If you're trying to make some kind of point? This isn't the way to go about it.
Personally, I'm not even sure you're a real yoga position at all. I'm not a pigeon expert, but you look NOTHING like a pigeon (yeah, suck it, Pigeon Pose). And even if there were pigeons 3,000 years when they came up with yoga poses? Nobody even likes pigeons. They're like the rats of the sky. So maybe we should be calling you "Tendency to spread disease in urban settings Pose".
Sick of it. You're officially OFF the list of poses I'm prepared to include in my yoga practice. This is me officially UnFriending you, blocking your number, and reporting you to Google as FAKE NEWS.
I want my gawdamn hip back to normal. Honestly, is that too much to ask? I was doing Yoga for fk's sake, not Ninja Warrior. This is fking ridiculous.