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Things *Not* To Do

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I guess the title says it all... I thought that we could have a little bit of fun telling the silly/stupid things that we have done in the past/present....

Ok, I will start.....

NEVER, ever fall asleep while getting your hair cut, especially if your hairdresser is scissor happy that day.....OMG!!!!! I even scared the hell out of Herc, when she saw me via webcam...She really tried not to laugh, I have to give her credit for that one.......Today, I have to go to my daughters...I have warned her........

Thank god, it's only hair, and it will grow back.....On the positive side, I won't need a haircut again in 6 weeks..More like 6 months.....LOL!!!!!
 
Aww, SheCat, that sucks. I hope it's salvageable and that you complained like hell!

Don't put bicarb of soda in your cupcake mixture instead of baking powder. We made this mistake and our cupcakes exploded all over the oven. It was a disaster. The chocolatey mess on the baking tray did taste quite yummy though.
 
Never to leave the oven broiler door open when you have cats. Good thing heat rises.

Only singed the tips of her ears. I know about never leaving the clothes dryer door open but I never thought about the oven.
 
Never leave cash in a hotel room in Indonesia. When staying there on business my colleague left our laundry money in our room, we came back to find the money gone (about £5) Our room had been cleaned, every piece of linen changed & replace by 3 of everything,beds turned doen in the evening & enough bottled water to fill the bath. We thought it would be just for that day but no it happened every day for a week. Apparently room service thought it was a tip!
 
Never neglect looking to closely at the can of spray you pick-up off the counter and place in your food cabinets. A yellow can of Lemon Furniture Polish can too easily look just like the yellow can of cooking spray you intend to cook with.

(This one not to be taken too seriously, but considered, LOL) .........Never tell the doctor the truth, they'll make record of it all backwards anyways, while noting your words and discussion as just the opposite. Instead, tell sh't lies and then the doctor and/or transciptionist will get everything correct.

Never pay a service man to check you broken washer. They'll collect countless dollars only to inform you that it's not worth repairing and then presume to know and inform you that no warranty will ever replace such item, when indeed they do under right warranty, and of course provided the service man doesn't offer to remove your washer from you, free of charge.

Never wear a pair of ill-aligned, improperly suited glasses for too long of a period of time, without getting them fixed or replaced ASAP, they'll mark, as if a scar, your nose what looks like permenently.

Never go to sit down up the toilet seat in the dark, while males live in the same house, you just might fall in.

Never bend over backwards cooperating fully with most anyone, they'll take you for a fool.
 
"Never go to sit down up the toilet seat in the dark, while males live in the same house, you just might fall in." Herc and I were just discussing this yesterday.....LOL!!! Yup, quite shocking in the middle of the night...Thank god, I now live alone!!!!!!
 
I had just moved into a strange City with only a 4 year old, 4 suit cases and a cat. I was desperately looking for an apartment and was staying in a friends tiny highrise apartment. It was incediably hot outside, I had, no money for transit, So I had been walking the neighbourhoods looking for rent signs in the windows of houses. I came back to my friends place so tired and discouraged.

We were on the 11th floor and directly across from my window was an identical building. There was a courtyard between the two buildings. So looking out the window I was looking at the 11th floor of the other building. To my Horror, I saw a cat dangling out the window, flayling its legs in an effort not to fall. The court yard below was full of little kids playing, and I was terrified for the cat and the kids, thinking of what an awful sight it would be when the cat would fall all that way down into the playground. I screamed and ran to the elevator,telling my roommate to call the Super Intendant.The cat could fall any second, I had to do something fast!

Along side of the two buildings was the back parking lot of a police station. I knew that the other building would be locked and so as I ran through the parking lot I saw three Officers who were just standing by their cars. I ran up to them and pionted up to the 11th floor,where they could see the black cat hanging out of a window. We all commented on how we could hear the poor thing meowing. One officer agreed to rush over to the building with me, to help me get in. All while in the elevator he was saying how horrible it is that people are so thoughtless with their animals. He was an animal lover himself and admired my wanting to help this poor kitty.

We get up to the 11th floor and we could hear a dog barking madly in the apartment. No one was answering the door! I said that the dog was probably freeked out a well, and barking for help. Just then the elevator door opened and two girls about 12 years old stepped out. I asked it they lived in the apartment. They said yes. I was so angry for them being so thoughtless about leaving a window open like that, so I said angrily "Well, you cat is hanging out one of your windows and about to die!". They gave me this blank look and said that they didn't have a cat. "Liars!" I snapped.

The Officer calmly asked if he could step in and see for himself. I tried to push in too but he told me to wait n the hallway. He came back a moment later with this stunned look on his face. I thought that we had been too late...the cat had fallen. He looked at me and said "Lets go". "But wait" I said, "what happened?". "It was a bath mat, hung out to dry" he replied.

Yep folks, a bath mat. Black and fuzzy on one side, white rubber on the back. The builing was also white, so as it flapped in the wind, up that high, the mat looked like an animal kicking its legs. My convinced panic had even made three Officers comment on the meowing -that we all felt we heard. We said nothing as we went down the elevator. That poor Officer probably never lived it down with his precinct.

Moral of the story; never call the police for help when a cat is ..uh, what ever...I was trying to do the right thing...
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Never put your medication down while you wait for the kettle to boil to make a cuppa, I did last night, for the life of me I couldn't remember where I put those tablets down(luckily no little kids here) or even if I had taken them and just forgot.... and then should you take some more or not or just miss the dose? Found them this morning, inside the magazine I'd been reading, wierdest book mark ever.

You should also never turn your back on a horse that bites.
 
Never absentmindedly snip the 'hold' wires on a fully decorated Christmas tree, thinking they were unattractive and should be replaced with something better looking. Note to self: attach new wires to wall and tree BEFORE removing original supports.

Sigh. My husband has pictures.

Anni
 
OMG, that's funny, can we have pics????? LOL!!!!!
 
Hee. Thought I'd check to see if there were anymore funnies on this thread before logging off and saw this. You can't even imagine how fall-down funny it was. YES I'll try to post pics, if I can get my husband to show me how to get the pics from his cell phone. Yep, he whipped it OUT and started snapping pics. Rotter. :)
 
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