Today my “coworker” (my pet)...


Today my coworker ignored attempts to complete some agility tasks, and instead opted to do zoomies around the playground.

We've already had a staff meeting reminding employees to watch their caffiene intake. If the issue persists, it will have to be reported to HR so that my coworker can receive some counselling on the importance of his occupation and taking his team manager more seriously during business hours.