What would you choose?


Ketchup (The Canadian 5 ingredient kind, Tomato Paste, Sugar, Vinegar, Salt, Spices)
Aside… I have a severe dairy allergy. Which means I can buy Canadian manufactured Heinz ketchup, but not American manufactured Heinz’s ketchup. You should SEE Border Control’s faces when my vehicle is searched and they find my condiments!!! 🤣 Why yes. I DO HAVE 3 flats of ‘made without American tax benefit additives!’ condiments.

Canadian Heinz ketchup? Delicious.
American Heinz ketchup? Deadly.
Chocolates. Dying flowers are depressing.

Steak or a blowjob?