Write a happy story in 3 words

[Cyberluddite]

Welcome back, Kotter.

 

[Friday]

(OT: @SaharaSon thanks man, you cracking me up with that English as you were with that...

IKR??? I am just busting up over here. :D Laughing my f*cking ass off.

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Vets telling stories ;)
Damn good times

 

[Ronin]

And Food's Had! :D

(... Yeah, ffs, I -meant- those damned packs.)

 

[Friday]

Pork-patty is mine!
Trade for favs?

(I still insist that McRibs & similar are made from unicorn meat. Every few years when McDonalds brings them back, I gain 1o or 2o pounds. I can and do eat those suckers all. day. long. :inlove: OMFG. Soooooo good. MREs are supposed to be gross, but damn I loved those things. Unicorn meat. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. )

 

[Ronin]

... Something with lemons.

((I eat the damn suckers as recovery food. Almost every fricking time. It's either lemons or a whole forest of raspberries, provided coconuts not available. So I'm having the meat with lemons.))

 

[SaharaSon]

No Thinking Required :sneaky:

No Eating Required! (i.e. Go hungry) :D

Pork-patty is mine!

Allergic to Pork. :sick:
Go for it! :laugh:

 

[Ronin]

Bet There's Beef.

(@SaharaSon, 'allergic to pork'...
We Gots Alternatives)

 

[SaharaSon]

Allergic to Beef! :sick:
(Down to Birds and Fish!!) :cry:

 

[Ronin]

Will bring elephants.

(... that's a determined 'f*ck nature, it's got to obey, buddies food first.')

 

[SaharaSon]

Can't do Elephants !! :arghh;

 

[Cyberluddite]

Morrigan's been busy.

(Long story.)

 

[Ronin]

Extra tasty rice. :sneaky:

(.... no, I'm not on what I just had, I still on worried for poor meat-allergic-@SaharaSon 's goddamn diet)