Yo Momma Joke List

[anthony]

Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'

 

[intothelight]

Loving this thread!

 

[Redtail]

Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry

 

[Redtail]

Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory

 

[Redtail]

Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals.

 

[Redtail]

Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

 

[Death]

Yo mama's so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn!

Yo mama's so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she cried, "hey, who turned off the heater".

Yo mama's so fat, when it rains she uses the highway as a slip 'n' slide!

Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocks before shes loaded!

You mama's so fat, that when you was born they had to send out search and rescue!

 

[Nicolette]

Hmmm....seems like Death has a lot of spare time on his hands posting jokes...must be pretty p*ss poor in reaping souls like he is supposed to do. :p

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo momma's soooooo HOT she has her own month and page number

 

[Jawn]

I have tears running down my face I am laughing so hard. :D

 

[anthony]

I saw yo daddy jacking off into a paper sack, I asked what he was doing, he said packing your lunch.

 

[Nicolette]

Grosse Anthony :eek: