Yo Momma Joke List

[Death]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

 

[AdamAnt]

Yo mama so stupit she argue wid a stop sign cuz it dont say GO!

 

[anthony]

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

 

[anthony]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" :D

 

[anthony]

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

 

[anthony]

Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

 

[anthony]

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

Yo Sista like a mailbox, open all day and all night...

Only job yo ever gonna get is as a blind bird-watcher.

Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...

 

[anthony]

The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - 'In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo' fat ugly Mama'

 

[anthony]

I heard yo mama got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job...

 

[anthony]

I heard that yo Granny was so disgustingly ugly that on a holiday to Egypt she looked up a Camel's ass and scared the hump off of it!

 

[Deleted member 5760]

Yo Momma's so cheap she went to the dollar store and they sold her.

 

[AdamAnt]

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doc took one look and slapped yo grammy!