Lawyer, it was always my calling. Legal matters and law always came naturally to me. I used to love beating traffic tickets in court, and watching the grinning cops who thought it was funny that I was surely going to lose, look bewildered when I tripped them up on the stand and the judge ruled in my favor. This happened more than once. I really enjoyed winning against men in uniform, or anyone in authority trying to punish me. But that's not why I wanted to be a lawyer. It's a power job, meaning protection, no one can hurt you when you know the law. Knowledge is power.
I couldn't say I didn't warn them. I told them when they pulled me over, give me that ticket and you'll get a blimish on your record when I defeat you in court. It was a rush like none other when I did it. Too bad I never had the money for law school.