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Why in the f*ck would someone ever need to buy scented duct tape? WTF? Disrupting endocrine systems in every way imaginable, and then some. Toxic f*cks. I couldn't figure out where that stank was coming from as I was looking through the clearance bin at the craft store. Then I spotted the wrapper and had to look twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. There's no place like home, Dorothy.
 
Righto. To the mental health nurses who were part of the crisis team that had to clear me before I could leave the hospital last night: when a 1.75m woman in her mid-twenties tells you she wants to be 50kg YOU DON'T LAUGH.
I get that it was probably meant as a 'ha!-don't feel like the only one who sets strong number-focused weight goals' BUT YOU STILL DON'T LAUGH. THIS IS WHY I'M TOO AFRAID TO SEEK EXTERNAL HELP ASIDE FROM MY COUNSELOR AND DOCTOR.

THESE ARE MY REAL LIFE ISSUES.

YOU.
DON'T.
LAUGH.

arseholes.
 
@bellbird I have had eating disorders and that is really awful. Numbers are awful. They shouldn't have laughed.

Changing topics ////

@Tornadic Thoughts that nuts! Scented duct tape? WTF. I deal with allergies and just.... arg. People are nuts. And on that note, I get that lavendar is all the rage right now but please don't assume it's the solution for everyone and perfect. I'm allergic.

Changing topics ////

Given that I have never been homeless, I am not quite sure why it is such a push-button of mine. I think I just recognize how easily it could have or could be me. I think not having the safety net of family makes me aware of just how easily things can go sideways. Also, I have known been friends with people who have been homeless. So... there is a facebook friend who was basically a work acquaintance. I've always enjoyed him and figured we could become friends. But right now i want to bop him upside the head. He's making all these posts about homeless and how we need to kick them out of the city. and he says its not "compassionate" to enable drug addiction and mental illness. I said that if he doesn't want him in his city to just say that, but since he won't offer (people have challenged him) any solutions or suggestions for what we do for the homeless people (except kick them out of the city) he should talk about being compassionate to them. He's also saying it's all about laws enabling them and I asked if he has any evidence to support that and he said no, just my observations. ARRRRRRRRG. I mean, he's entitled to his opinion but he's started some online petition about it and it's just pisses me off. If you are going to go be worked up on an issue at least be informed. And the "compassionate" piece is bullshit. And he better hope he never ends up homeless and be glad he has a supportive family and has had a fortunate life to not be dealing with the kind of issues that can destroy a person's life.
 
Dear assmunch who dumped me for no reason I can possibly determine:

Eat shit and die.

Guess what? Not once, during any of our getting-to-know-you all over again conversations, did I ask to hear about your deep love of titty bars and lap dances and porn stars. I didn’t ask to hear about the best sexual experience you ever had being with you and your ex-wife doing the swinger shit. No, I don’t want a f*cking lap dance, and I won’t understand better if I just go to the titty bar with you. Yes, females DO know what they like, no mansplaining needed.

And women ARE capable of serving in combat. And Bill Cosby is a guilty mofo. Yep, 60 women didn’t lie just because you want to believe it was so. Fat Albert is f*cked. Deal with it. And NO, it is NOT fun to wax my hoo-hah just because you dig it. Why don’t you wax your balls and let me know your thoughts?
 
And guess what else, dumbass? There are more erogenous zones on the female body than just the hoo-hah. How about giving her a kiss before we move straight into a stampede towards the clitoris (if we girls are lucky that is)? Seriously, what the f*ck?
 
And you know what else? You might be 100% disabled through the VA and get all the Hard-Leg Happy Pulls (Viagara) that you want, but dude! I work a full time job, and I’m 48, not 24! I know that it sounds great to want to go bang in public at the cinema during the Tuesday early show, but I’m not into orange jumpsuits. And, did I mention I work a job??? I also can’t do it all over the house every f*cking day in every position in the Kama Sutra. Jesus H.!
 
As a side note, any guys reading this...here’s the way to a lady’s heart...all that shot I mentioned above? Don’t do that if you’re looking to get laid. Less is more. We don’t want to know the name of your favorite porn star. We really don’t :)
 
@Tracee , I recommend a song that got me through a very painful break up.
The chorus is "I, love you, but if you treat me like shit, you can just f*ck off."
(I set it as my ex's ringtone.)
Your ex sounds like a stellar specimen of humanity. Heaps considerate and enlightened, not at all full of sexist bullshit, sounds like a wonderful man all round (sarcasm.) Although, fun story, I came out to my brother in a strip club. He wad drunk as f*ck, dressed in (very bad) drag, and leaning all over me so much that we got kicked out of the previous place for "inappropriate coupling behaviour." The strip club next door bouncer was like "ladies, ladies, come in here! Free for laaaadies tonight!" So we went in. He said a stripper's tits were fake. I said they weren't. He asked me how I knew...

Now my rant. Jesus Christ what is with the Catholic church? (Somehow, I don't think he'll answer me.) Yeah, let's build an institution predicated on the belief that it doesn't matter what you do, provided you're sorry about it once a week! Let's create confessional anonymity booths so the priests don't have lustful thoughts! Let's call it tradition, and place it above the law! While we're at it, tablecloths! Can't have anyone cracking a fatty at dinner over a shapely, shapely wooden leg! (All true.)
And f*ck compulsory performative heterosexuality.
f*ck dressing like a perfect daughter.
f*ck doctors in general, and a few in particular.
f*ck surgery.
f*ck stitches.
f*ck x rays.
f*ck fractures.
f*ck PTSD and it's shitty wanking arse-faced consequences.
It can suck my gay cock.
f*ck feeling like I'm gonna throw up or shit my pants or both.
I have a long and noble history of throwing up on/near doctors.
Let's hope I don't today.
 
Job Rant:

Heath & f*cking safety!!
Stop! Stop! STOP!!
When you don't know what you're talking about, it's not safety, it's chicken shit!

Stacking all empty pallets 12 high only?
Whaaa??
Because they might fall somehow? Are you f*cking kidding me?

I have 2 dozen stacks of a dozen pallets crowded around my dock!
Too f*cking tall to see over and taking up every free f*cking space in a high traffic area!
THIS IS NOT SAFE!
I CAN'T SEE!!
I CAN'T MOVE!!!
I have a million people zipping around here there and everywhere, with no f*cking concept of Look first, go second!
They ignore the f*cking horn on my forklift!

Just this very moment....
Another trailer!
Oh good! Now I get to navigate the blind f*cking corners of morons, to jam even more shit into a crowded dangerous area!!!
LUCKY ME!!!!

But it's ok because we've eliminated the 1/1,000,000,000 chance something might fall down over in the corner where no one goes.

There's now only a much greater risk of someone being crushed to death by a forklift. Yay!!!!
f*ckING f*ckITY f*ck!!!!!

If y'all will excuse me, I have to jam a bunch of cheap furniture into a closet full of people without accidentally killing any of them, while effectively blindfolded.
I DON'T LIKE THIS!! WISH ME LUCK! I f*cking need it today.
 

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