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Things My Kids Do
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When my middle granddaughter turned 3 my mom asked me if she was out of the "no" stage and if she was in the "why" stage yet. I chastized great grandma saying "Just turning 3 is a magic marker for entering a new stage". 2 days later I'm at my sons house and my daughter in-law tells me Hailey is in the why stage, which of course makes me laugh at my conversation with my mom. So after dinner I ask Hailey "why are you wearing your heair up?" and "why are you wearing that shirt?". Knowing I was making fun of her she glares at me and walks over to her dad, standing there looking at me up past her eyebrows. I tell her I'm sorry, that I was just kidding around with her to which she replies.....yeah you got it...."WHY?"
When my middle granddaughter turned 3 my mom asked me if she was out of the "no" stage and if she was in the "why" stage yet. I chastized great grandma saying "Just turning 3 is a magic marker for entering a new stage". 2 days later I'm at my sons house and my daughter in-law tells me Hailey is in the why stage, which of course makes me laugh at my conversation with my mom. So after dinner I ask Hailey "why are you wearing your heair up?" and "why are you wearing that shirt?". Knowing I was making fun of her she glares at me and walks over to her dad, standing there looking at me up past her eyebrows. I tell her I'm sorry, that I was just kidding around with her to which she replies.....yeah you got it...."WHY?"
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Well just to let you all know My 2 year old is now a three year old.
I was up most of the night last night because I could not fall asleep due to nightmares. Anyway I spent my day putting a new toilet in the upstairs bathroom. After that since I didn't get much sleep I sat in my bedroom for a little bit just hanging out watching tv. The 4 year old came into my room and since I was zoning out she got bored and was digging in my drawer in the nightstand. I didn't think much of it and let her leave the room without an inspection. I was again zoned out by the tv and then I heard a thud downstairs and my dog cry out in pain. I literally went flying over the railing to the landing on the stairs to find my wife sprawled out on the floor holding her ankle. She apparently tripped and fell. While everyone huddled around mom to make sure she is ok we noticed the three year old looked a little different. Her older sister the 4 year old ran as soon as we said something. The poor 3 year old got a 4 year old hair cut. She looked like she used a dang blender to cut her hair. And the baby let her sister do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no way to fix 6 bald spots and no bangs... it's just not gunna happen.!!!!
I was up most of the night last night because I could not fall asleep due to nightmares. Anyway I spent my day putting a new toilet in the upstairs bathroom. After that since I didn't get much sleep I sat in my bedroom for a little bit just hanging out watching tv. The 4 year old came into my room and since I was zoning out she got bored and was digging in my drawer in the nightstand. I didn't think much of it and let her leave the room without an inspection. I was again zoned out by the tv and then I heard a thud downstairs and my dog cry out in pain. I literally went flying over the railing to the landing on the stairs to find my wife sprawled out on the floor holding her ankle. She apparently tripped and fell. While everyone huddled around mom to make sure she is ok we noticed the three year old looked a little different. Her older sister the 4 year old ran as soon as we said something. The poor 3 year old got a 4 year old hair cut. She looked like she used a dang blender to cut her hair. And the baby let her sister do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no way to fix 6 bald spots and no bangs... it's just not gunna happen.!!!!
Oh, sorry. My daughter gave herself a haircut about a year ago (she was 4½ at the time). I thought her self-haircut was pretty horrible but sounds like perhaps not as bad as the number your girls did. I literally cried over the whole thing...and my daughter's hair still hasn't completely grown back out yet.
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At least kids hair will grow back in time.
Not like my girls poor doll, who had a hair cut. She decided that if her hair was being cut then so was dolly's. Complete with bald spots and a de-root.
Not like my girls poor doll, who had a hair cut. She decided that if her hair was being cut then so was dolly's. Complete with bald spots and a de-root.
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The big kid in my husband came out again yesterday, thanks to our dear 5 year old granddaughter. She spent a few hours with us while mum went to have her nails done. So the fun began LOL.
She shouted " Fly" as a small one came in the door. So hubby and is sense of humour kicked in immediately. He told her it was going to a party upstairs in our bathroom, she burst out laughing and almost fell of her chair. "Granddad" she said, "Fly's don't have party's". "Oh yes they do, cant you hear the noise. You better go see what mess they are making, I am not cleaning up all the crisps and pop they spill". I had to send him up to pretend to open the wind and chase them out, as she would not go use the bathroom until he had.
Before her my daughter left to go have her nails done, we had been talking about computer stuff, when she mentioned she would have to buy a Laminator. Hubby had to come out with one of his crazy comments. This time it was, "What do you want a Lamb Hater for, they are cute fluffy animals, who would not harm anyone". She just looked at him and cracked up, saying, "Glad to hear that sense of humour again, we have missed that"
She is right, we have all missed how it was. Still kept some of it, but the worst has still to re-emerge.
Amethist
She shouted " Fly" as a small one came in the door. So hubby and is sense of humour kicked in immediately. He told her it was going to a party upstairs in our bathroom, she burst out laughing and almost fell of her chair. "Granddad" she said, "Fly's don't have party's". "Oh yes they do, cant you hear the noise. You better go see what mess they are making, I am not cleaning up all the crisps and pop they spill". I had to send him up to pretend to open the wind and chase them out, as she would not go use the bathroom until he had.
Before her my daughter left to go have her nails done, we had been talking about computer stuff, when she mentioned she would have to buy a Laminator. Hubby had to come out with one of his crazy comments. This time it was, "What do you want a Lamb Hater for, they are cute fluffy animals, who would not harm anyone". She just looked at him and cracked up, saying, "Glad to hear that sense of humour again, we have missed that"
She is right, we have all missed how it was. Still kept some of it, but the worst has still to re-emerge.
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This was not MY kid but I was told by someone revcently that she and her daughter had just seen a news story about a celebrity that was jailed for drugs and that she had a body cavity search. Her daughter asked why the people in jail had to check her TEETH. :-)
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ok this one is not even the kids this one is on dad. aka me. I have a severe pulled muscle in my right chest muscle. They gave me valium and stuff to get the muscle to relax the only problem is I can't use it with my xanax. Anyway I had been using icy hot but the doctor recommended capsaicin cream and that would get the deep down muscle to relax. Well here I am the genius that I am I put the capsaicin on my chest and I am surfing the internet. About 30mins after application I had the urge to rub my eye. Apparently I forgot to wash the cream off and OH MY LORD ALMIGHTY it burns!!!! After a good 15 mins of running water in my eye the cream is out of the eye but I cannot get it off my eye lid. So I am typing with a wet wash cloth over the left eye trying to make the burning a little bit less. The package has no warning what so ever about what to do if you get it in your eye. Apparently no one is dumb enough to have done this is the past. Leave it to me to be the first moron!!!
Funny!
:rofl:Popeye....thanks for starting out my day with a laugh.....sorry it is at your expense though. If it makes you feel any better, I was cutting up hot peppers not long ago and then rubbed my eye......HOLY COW!!! The really sad thing is.....I've done that before.
Ok my 3 sons (wasn't that a TV show? Oops I am dating myself)....anyway our sons are all grown but I remember a time when I was in my mid 20's our youngest son was maybe 3 but very well spoken. We had our pastor and his wife over. He comes out into the living room with a packaged condom in his hand and says "Mommy....why do you have a tea bag next to your bed?" I about died with embarassment!
:rofl:Popeye....thanks for starting out my day with a laugh.....sorry it is at your expense though. If it makes you feel any better, I was cutting up hot peppers not long ago and then rubbed my eye......HOLY COW!!! The really sad thing is.....I've done that before.
Ok my 3 sons (wasn't that a TV show? Oops I am dating myself)....anyway our sons are all grown but I remember a time when I was in my mid 20's our youngest son was maybe 3 but very well spoken. We had our pastor and his wife over. He comes out into the living room with a packaged condom in his hand and says "Mommy....why do you have a tea bag next to your bed?" I about died with embarassment!
Just the other day I picked up my daughter from school, and on the way home we passed my shop where "Bee" was managing until I got back. You gotta remember this is a tattoo shop and custom lettering is something that we are known for...
As we passed, I said "I wonder what Bee's doing", to which she said "he's probably practicing his ABC's". a few seconds passed then she looked at me and said..."They grow-up so fast"....HA!
I nearly had to pull the van over, couldn't see for laughing at her!
As we passed, I said "I wonder what Bee's doing", to which she said "he's probably practicing his ABC's". a few seconds passed then she looked at me and said..."They grow-up so fast"....HA!
I nearly had to pull the van over, couldn't see for laughing at her!
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