Things My Kids Do

[ISupportHer]

ROFL, Britney Spears has put on some weight. I don't know which to do first, report the pic or run screaming from the room.

You crack me up. If you ever read my story about my dressing as Klinger a long time ago, you know this pic can come back to haunt you.

:roflmao:

ISH

 

[ISupportHer]

And by the way, the purse doesn't match your outfit!

 

[atl22]

"that blonde girl isn't a girl that's my Daddy."

Well, I'm just glad that your daughter was there to clarify.

 

[Marie E.]

Whenever I felt frustrated at my to be 5 yr old, I would sing my rock music to him and now he loves Papa Roach. He would sing right along. I miss the lil guy! <3

 

[amethist]

A couple of weeks ago I went to collect my grandson to stay overnight, on the way back we passed a cemetery. Not thinking anything about it, this voice beside me burst out with. "Thats were they bury dead people, in boxes". I just looked at the lady opposite, and she just said "Well he is right"

He did it again when he was taken for a ride in hubby's friends mini, all they could do was laugh all the way home.

Out of the mouths of babes. :rolleyes:

 

[Marie E.]

My 4 yr old would say this at night cause he wanted to make sure I know how much he loved me (in his lil head) -
(He is a boy btw)
"Mommy, I love you cause you have pretty hair. And I like it cause it is red. Your hair color is beautiful mommy," and he just goes on and on till he goes to sleep and it is rare for him not to want to sleep next to me or to leave me alone lmao!!

 

[amethist]

Was not sure where to post this, but as my husband has a sense of humour like a 10 year old at times, then this had to be the best place.

For tea tonight he was having this. Me "What ever I could find", he said. As if he would get away with or be allowed this one. He may think twice next time about messing about, once I show him the pic on here. :roflmao:

This is a full sized gateaux on a dinner plate, a 300 ml tub of cream and one of my cooking spoons.

 

[a3a2]

Magazine headline: Act Like a Woman. Think Like a Man.

My daughter: Why would I want to think like a man? Then I could never find anything.

 

[popeye]

Earlier today I was busy telling my daughter little kid jokes. And I told the one "hey wanna hear a dirty joke?" and my wife gave me this funny look like I was really going to tell her a dity joke. Anyway when I told the punch line of " a pig fell in the mud" Becca just started giggling out of control and then looked at me with the most serious face and said "Daddy that's hawaweus!" which if you don't speak Becca is the word "hilarious". And I just couldn't keep a straight face when she said it.

 

[amethist]

Hubby had me in stitches again today, singing along to the radio and changing the words to one song and making things up about a question asked.

The song was actually our song, "Three times a lady" by Lionel Richie. He sang "Once, Twice, Three Time's And Gravy".

The question was "What famous book did Anna Sewel write". Well we all possibly know it was "Black Beauty", but when I said it was about a horse, before I could say which one, he came out with Red Rum. I laughed and said no it was Black Beauty, his reply, "Well she must have been its trainer". :rolleyes: I told him she would have to be good then as she would be doing it from the Spirit world. He then came out with, "Thats why she called it Red Rum, because she is in the Spirit world".

He may be ill, but he can still have me laughing hysterically. :tup:

 

[Eleanor]

L: "Mommy, is it ok to call your dog a butt-head?"
M: "Ummm, sure, I guess its ok, but only the dog, right?"
L: "Right, because they forgive you for everything."

Or maybe it should go in the pet thread!:D

 

[popeye]

So i was working on my camper a few days ago. I was trying to fit in the counter top board with my 4 year old as a helper. She would hand me the nails when I asked her to and she'd tell me what i was doing wrong. At one point I got frustrated and started swearing a blue streak. At this time my wife comes out the back door and shouts to Becca to see how the work is going. Becca replies to her in the most innocent of voices. "Daddy can't fit this Mother Fing board into the spot and His hammer is too Fing Big. I told him to use my glitter glue but he said it won't help."

I think maybe I should learn to keep my mouth shut when I am working around the kids.