Today my “coworker” (my pet)...

[Ronin]

My other coworker brought me dead worms as a bling-bling theft win, and demanded compensation for those efforts. :shifty:

The crayon eating coworker was meantime done with that shit and took a shower. In a fountain.

 

[8888]

Today my "coworker" took a nap while I issued my customer a refund. I've only been selling things that can be delivered via digital delivery to avoid contamination but unfortunately there was still a problem with the order. My "coworker" also stared at me during Zoom Zumba class. I suppose I did look silly.

 

[Changing4Best]

One of my co-workers curled up with a rock behind him. He leaned against it in a U shape. He was kind of invisible that way. He has a job where he can easily get away with something like that.

 

[Warrior Chicken]

I have a new set of coworkers this week as my job is in a different location. They are often away from the office dispatched on files or otherwise on aerial patrols. 'Kevin', as I've come to refer to him, has just returned and is using his best authoritative knock on the window to get my attention.

Apparently the masks we've been issued don't fit him, and he's quite upset, also the typical locations where he obtains supplies are closed and the reduced community activity is severely affecting his quality of life.

I've taken his concerns to HR and they gave me some options to serve up on a platter for him. He seems to be in better spirits now.

 

[blackemerald1]

'Kevin', as I've come to refer to him, h

^There i always a Kevin? :oops:

 

[Ronin]

... unless they're a Bob.

My different very green coworker sat on the railway tracks for about thirty minutes.

To do it and not be drunk, you definitely have to be a Bob. :)

 

[Rainman8772]

Today my coworker ate my Oreo’s and drank my milk when I was in the other room. Now she is on a sugar high running around the house.

 

[Ronin]

My coworker shat on my favorite cloak I left to dry, and then it started raining.

It's not today's news, either.
Today the miserable bastard preened proudly.

Think he's gonna end as something-a-l'orange. Possibly as a sauce.

 

[Changing4Best]

Today my bashful co-worker was hiding out in his favorite hiding place. He just had his nose sticking out a tiny bit. Then my bully co-worker came over and tried to intimidate bashful and bashful took a lunge at bully for a change. Will wonders never cease.

 

[shatter eyes]

Went to work in garden and coworker dozed off....

 

[Teasel]

My co worker has started a passionate love affair with a box of my teabags - stoopid name teabags to be precise (Pukka Feel New Tea)

The other day we found him curled up on the chopping board carefully holding the box of teabags between his front paws with a dreamy expression on his face.

After several more such instances we have started putting the teabags in a cupboard.

 

[siniang]

My coworker from pest control is taking his job reeeaaaal serious ?